The girls are back in Miami for a Dash revamp. Here we have: Scott's ban from/arrival to the 305, Khloé's frustration with Kim not discussing the Humphries divorce, a Jonathan appearance, and, of course, Mercy the kitten.

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Emma and Julie begin by reflecting on Kate Middleton's cancer diagnosis. They acknowledge the level of internet conversation beforehand, and send her well wishes for a full recovery. Lukas Gage was on WWHL last week, and the Chris Appleton mentions warrant a debrief. This sparks a hypothetical game regarding an NDA purge, ending with a discussion of Megan Fox on Call Her Daddy.

Lukas Gage WWHL:

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTL6PXgth/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rnpn793qOUY (5:15-7:45)

Mentioned tweets:

https://x.com/mariskreizman/status/964495114205913089?s=46

https://x.com/katiedeal99/status/1768268412411871705?s=46

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Emma and Isabel begin by issuing a correction (and explaining a hilarious miscommunication) re: Kyle and Mauricio and Dancing with the Stars.

SUMMER HOUSE (~9:00)

They then move into recapping this week's Summer House, yet again centered around Lindsay and Carl's relationship and everyone warning them that things aren't going so well.

VPR (~28:00)

Next, this week's Vanderpump and a pulse check on what's going on with Sandoval but also the entire crew as a whole.

POTOMAC (~43:00)

Finally, checking in on Potomac, and a dramatic "to be continued" with a hot mic moment.

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Miami living is in full swing. We see Kim, Kourtney & Scott settle more into Miami life, with frequent Khloé pop ins and the constant Jonathan & Larsa cameos. Episode 5 features a visit from Rob, who is in the middle of a messy breakup from then girlfriend Rita Ora.

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Another week, another wave of Kate Middleton confusion. Emma and Julie discuss the latest, mainly the blurry farm shop footage. Next up: the announcement that Caitlyn Jenner & Lamar Odom are launching 'Keeping Up with Sports,' their joint podcast venture. They then do a full debrief of Kristin Cavallari's relationship evolution with Mark Estes, as told on her podcast 'Hard Launching Montana.' Lastly, the Sophie Turner / Joe Jonas divorce update, and Bradley Cooper at Antoni's birthday dinner.

Kate Middleton video: https://www.tmz.com/2024/03/18/kate-middleton-seen-new-video-windsor-farm-shop-prince-william/

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In an attempt to beat the post-finale Traitors blues, Isabel and Emma begin with their fantasy Season 3 casting picks from all reality shows they love.

SUMMER HOUSE (~ 18:00)

Then getting into this week's (yet again) explosive Summer House, where Carl and Lindsay's relationship continues to suffer, and the topic of Carl's sobriety is brought up again. (Plus a lil Ciara and West for good measure.)

RHOBH (~39:00)

They end with a full breakdown of the third part of the Bev Hills reunion, which focused on Kyle and Mauricio, brought out the big guns (Kathy Hilton), finally touched on Morgan Wade, and a brief health scare from Sutton.

Paris comment: https://www.instagram.com/p/C4bjlSPrlk3/

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Oh BABY. The Trevor of it all. The Jimmy/Chelsea erasure. The Jeramey/Sarah Ann villainous duo. The evolution of Clay. AD & MATTHEW'S DATE(S). Guys - there is so much to discuss here. And we are still processing.

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Emma and Julie begin with all of the speculation regarding Kate Middleton, specifically intensified after this most recent photoshop saga. Then, a very CBC style Oscars recap: red carpet, Vanity Fair, BTS (aka minimal actual Oscars discussion). Of course, the Kim & OBJ video outside of Chateau Marmont was analyzed, as well as some other after party interactions. The Metro by T-Mobile segment touches on a few 'Pop Culture Roman Empires.'

The Cut article: https://www.thecut.com/article/where-is-kate-middleton-catherine-princess-of-wales-royal-family-crisis.html

New Yorker article: https://www.newyorker.com/culture/notes-on-hollywood/an-oscar-night-diary-the-kenergy-was-palpable

Kim & OBJ video:

https://amp.tmz.com/2024/03/11/kim-kardashian-odell-beckham-jr-flirt-pda-oscars-after-party-video/

Kylie NYT:

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/07/style/kylie-jenner-kardashians.html

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TRAITORS (~1:00)

*spoilers in this section* Emma and Isabel begin recording minutes after finishing the Traitors finale and reunion and their jaws are on the floor.

SUMMER HOUSE (~23:00)

They then get into this week's Summer House - the aftermath of Carl and Lindsay's big fight, plus Ciara and West's date.

RHOBH REUNION / VPR (~41:00)

Next, the second part of the BH reunion (very Dorit-heavy) and finally a rough week for Scheana as the group trip continues on VPR.

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While nothing will compare to the first slew of episodes, these 3 were also excellent reality television. From the amusement parks to the altar, we see it all. Biggest takeaway: Clay's mom is the LIB S6 MVP.

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