Mazel morons! It’s 2026, the guys are officially TOPICAL, and Josh and Ben are BACK after the longest holiday limbo known to mankind. From surviving two weeks of nonstop childcare to debating whether beards are freeing or deeply unsettling, this episode is a full-tilt New Year catch-up. We’re unpacking Christmas chaos, Florida house parties with valet and caviar bumps, questionable Santa encounters, Costco tuna revelations, and why Elf on the Shelf might actually be a government informant. Plus: caffeine interventions, supplement regret, failing big as a life goal, parenting breakthroughs, Tim Allen slander, and Ray Charles facts that will stop you in your tracks. What are ya nuts? Love ya! 

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