Michael Jackson’s memorabilia is worth some serious coin, betch! From a basketball signed by MJ and Michael Jordan, to his sparkling Billie Jean glove, to the red Thriller jacket, the prices are wild. We played a little “guess the price” game and trust us, the numbers will blow your sequin socks off.

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We asked you what you’ve accidentally eaten, and the answers were pure nightmare fuel. One caller swallowed something meant for the tooth fairy, another mum accidentally sipped her own toenail, and a boyfriend unknowingly made himself a sandwich with bread that had been used in a very… niche way. Let’s just say you’ll never look at a loaf the same again.

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From mascots losing their heads to chopping boards that could kill your dinner party vibes — we covered it all today. Brad revealed Tim’s ancestry results and let’s just say… he’s more Irish than he ever knew and there’s even a Viking toe in the mix. Fifth Harmony shocked everyone with a surprise reunion, Taylor Swift smashed yet another record, and we asked the big one: where did he break up with you? Spoiler — Brisbane’s got some hot spots for heartbreak.

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Turns out Tim’s family tree isn’t as simple as he thought… Brad from Ancestry dropped some wild results live on air. We’re talking way more backgrounds than Tim ever imagined, a trait that proves he’s a true Viking, and even a link to Aussie history that blew all our minds. You’ve gotta hear what crime his ancestor committed to end up here — it’s so perfectly Tim.

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The unthinkable has happened — Ed Sheeran’s long reign at the top of Spotify is over. A new track has officially stolen his crown, racking up over 5 billion streams to become the most played song in the world.

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Today’s show was stacked, betch. We kicked off with the mum who stormed the ice mid-game, then got into the wildest socials update ever — Gina Liano told someone to shut up and Monica Lewinsky actually liked one of our reels (Joel still can’t believe it). The glossys had everything from Hughesy responding to his AFL injury, to Sydney Sweeney being linked with Scooter Braun, and Adam Sandler maybe getting an Oscar nod. But the headline stealer? A woman at Burning Man thought she had a stomach ache… turned out she was giving birth! Baby Aurora is here and thriving after one of the most chaotic deliveries ever. We wrapped it all with the scammer who faked heart attacks to get out of paying for dinner.

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....on our socials of course! Gina Liano popped up telling someone to “please stop talking,” while Monica Lewinsky actually liked one of our reels (and Tim confessed he had her on his year 12 diary!).

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We kicked things off with Blackers traumatising his kids by showing them Mrs Doubtfire, only to realise it’s less about laughs and more about divorce. From there, the chat moved to kids’ sport, with Blackers proudly bragging about his son’s three trophies and a medal, including the all-important “player’s player.” Joel shared memories of pennants tennis with his mum heckling from the sidelines, while Ricki reminded us of her saxophone and netball days. Then we landed on a mum who stormed the ice at her son’s hockey match in full Birkenstocks to scream at the ref. Listeners chimed in too... Claire smashed out every netball position in one game, and nine-year-old Thomas told us how parents took “parents vs kids” way too seriously, bowling over five-year-olds like a demolition derby.

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Alex Warren hit the stage in Sydney but got totally thrown when the crowd shouted “hip hip hooray” after singing happy birthday to his guitarist — turns out Aussies have their own party rules. The world is buzzing over Taylor Swift and Travis’ engagement, with the New Zealand PM even trying to lure the wedding across the ditch, plus the couple’s first public appearance was at an NFL game featuring Melbourne’s own Archie Wilson. Things got serious for Hughesy after the AFL Legends match when he was rushed to hospital with broken ribs and a punctured lung. In the Glossys, Ellen DeGeneres is facing yet another workplace bullying claim. We also found out when’s the “best time” to do it depending on your age, and wrapped things up by sharing the lessons you never forget — from Wicked cast members busting out full routines on cruise ships to Joel reliving his glory days as a ball boy.

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The AFL’s Legends charity match at Marvel Stadium turned serious when Hughesy copped a massive hit from former West Coast Eagle Andrew Embley. He was rushed to hospital by his wife at 5am with five broken ribs and a punctured lung, landing him in intensive care. Blackers revealed he still hasn’t heard back from Hughesy’s texts, which he says is very unusual — and a bit worrying. What was meant to be a fun night of footy ended up with one of comedy’s biggest names on the sidelines.

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