If you’ve ever wanted to wind up a bloke for sport, Ricki’s found the ultimate cheat sheet. Forget hormones, forget logic, this is straight-up ragebait 101. Lines like “What sport would you play if you were athletic?” or “You look like you read with your finger” had the guys squirming in their seats. Joel copped it with a cheeky “pixie cut” sledge, Blackers defended his height with everything he had, and Ricki was living for every triggered reaction. It’s petty, it’s brutal, and it’s bloody hilarious.

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Today we farewell Smallzy after a whopping 23 years on Australia’s top nights show, and he spills the tea on how ‘Smallzy’s Surgery’ got its name. Ricki’s cooked up a wild theory linking Taylor Swift to the 2026 Super Bowl, and you might just believe her. Someone’s flogging life-size cutouts of Joel online (and honestly, we have questions). We dig into the juicy new Kanye West documentary, and in the Glossys, Daniel Ricciardo’s looking a little more “dad bod” than “F1 bod.”

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We know it's New Music Friday, but we didn't think we were going to get BRAND NEW music from our very own gorgeous girl! Listen to the FRESH new song right now.

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Taylor Swift fans, brace yourselves — Ricki reckons she’s cracked the code. After binging the Kelce brothers’ podcast, she’s convinced Tay-Tay’s secretly gearing up for the 2026 Super Bowl. The “evidence”? NFL suddenly posting her everywhere, cryptic “47” mentions, and a cheeky Easter egg linking her tour stop to the big game’s stadium. Throw in a new album drop right before halftime and… well, Ricki’s ready to put money on it.

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Taylor’s dropping Easter eggs and Tim’s acting like a Swiftie detective, Ricki’s found a video that sums up exactly how she orders at a restaurant, and we learn tomatoes are apparently bisexual… so what else is? In the Glossys, we’ve got stupid injuries—including the bloke with the world’s biggest peen hurting himself—and New York officially lets you call your dog family. Then, Jessica Mauboy swings by for Quick Draw and the Yass, Jessica energy is off the charts.

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Jessica Mauboy pops in for Quick Draw, dishes on life as a new mum, writing While I Got Time just two months after giving birth, and why she needs grit and “stank face” in her music. There’s talk of a future Ricki-Lee–Jess arena tour, a jungle-rock Running Back, and a nail-biter Quick Draw match where Yass, Jessica is back in full force.

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Leo thinks he’s 32, Zoe Kravitz once destroyed Taylor Swift’s bathroom saving a pet snake, Liam Hemsworth might be engaged, and Rihanna’s rocking a $115 hoodie with $230k worth of diamonds — casual. Here are today's Glossys.

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If you missed it, Taylor Swift finally broke her no-podcast rule and sat down for a two-hour chat with Travis and Jason Kelce and yep, Tim’s across all the Easter eggs. From the Statue of Liberty colour scheme to perfectly timed outfit changes, he’s cracked the Swift code like a pro. We even hear Taylor tell the moment she got her music back, and it’s pure goosebumps. Honestly, Tim could teach a uni course on Taylorology at this point.

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This week on Four The Record:

Tim asks Joe about Prime Minister Albanese’s confirmation that Australia will recognise Palestine as a state (with conditions) and what, if any, difference that will make to the people of Palestine or Israel. 

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• Follow Joe Hildebrand on Instagram
• Read Joe's column in The Daily Telegraph
• Listen to The Real Story With Joe Hildebrand 

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Today we’re talking loo laws, betch because someone’s actually made a toilet for couples. Yes, a real-life version of that old 90s SNL skit. Then it’s pronunciation police time, as an influencer butchers “Dulce De Leche” so badly it should be illegal. In the Glossys, we’ve got Travis, Taylor, Tony Abbott, and Leo making headlines. We debate the true etiquette of hotel checkout times, celebrate Pamela Anderson’s new pickle brand, and finish with a wild “rocks off” story — a NASA intern literally stole pieces of the moon for a cheeky session.

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