Ricki‑Lee & Tim

Scientists reckon doing absolutely nothing could actually help you live longer, which is fantastic news for the citizens of Lazy Town. Ricki and Tim hear from listeners who have taken laziness to elite levels, including sisters who used their younger siblings to do their chores without ever handing over the promised prizes. Then there’s Scott, who has cracked the ultimate lazy hack by sleeping on top of his bedding so he doesn't have to make the bed in the morning. Tim is ready to embrace the lifestyle, while Ricki is still traumatised by the idea of leaving food on the table after eating.

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A SpaceX rocket has turned up off Christmas Island, while Kelly Clarkson reveals the very unfortunate fine print that came with winning American Idol. We find out why men are "voicemaxxing" to impress dates, Callan Boys gives us the latest Sydney food intel, and Morgan Evans drops in as the new Australian Idol judge to take on Quick Draw. Plus, apparently we're all one bad contract away from discovering something we really should have read.

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Kelly Clarkson reveals she didn't realise winning American Idol came with the delightful bonus of having to make a movie, proving that sometimes you really should read the fine print. Ricki and Tim dive into other celebrity contract disasters before listeners share their own stories, including one woman who lost her licence because she missed a tiny detail about P-plate speeding rules. But the real nightmare belongs to Lauren's mum, who innocently drank a cup of "Ballerina Tea" without reading what it actually does, only to discover the hard way that it's basically a laxative in a teabag.

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A SpaceX rocket has turned up just off the coast of Christmas Island, and the footage is so ridiculous it looks like AI. Ricki and Tim chat to Christmas Island’s tourism chair David Watchorn, who reveals the rocket actually landed pretty much exactly where it was meant to before being towed closer to the island for recovery. The locals are now heading out on boats to get a look, while David also tries to convince everyone that Christmas Island is worth a visit, with 150 million red crabs, jungle, coral reefs and the occasional rocket making an appearance.

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We hear about some absolutely brutal ways people have been dumped, proving there are apparently still people who think breaking up via text is too personal. There’s also a wild fish and chip shop story, Bruce Isaacs gives us his TV picks for the week, and Ricki discovers the one thing women apparently cannot stop doing to their partners. Dr Suzy Miller explains why certain songs get permanently lodged in our brains, before we hear about a woman who spent a whopping $35,000 on teeth that went horribly wrong.

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Ricki has discovered the one thing women apparently cannot resist doing when walking behind their partners, and she needs to know she’s not alone. The phones light up as women confess to the same bizarre habit, while Tim is completely baffled until the answer is revealed. Soon, other women are piling on with their own versions, including one that involves a very unfortunate "card declined" situation. Ricki is finally able to relax knowing this is apparently a widespread condition.

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We debate the things we absolutely refuse to pay for, after a Northern Sydney fish and chip shop cops backlash for charging $28 for a large bag of wedges. We hear from listeners who won't pay for bottled water at restaurants, while one of us reveals they'd rather Uber into the city than pay for parking. Plus, the cost of living has everyone questioning what things are actually worth spending money on.

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What don’t you give a **** about? One guy has absolutely no interest in work meetings, while Jermaine and Ricki take on the Whisper Challenge with some questionable results. We find out which YouTube clips listeners can never resist, then Ricki reveals some of her weirdest ChatGPT conversations. Dogs can now officially witness weddings in the US, and we finish by hearing about listeners’ finest dumb dumb moments.

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Ricki and Tim reveal their go-to YouTube clips, from the iconic “Boom Boom Boom” woman and “I'm a Snake” to chaotic live performances and the Vines absolutely destroying the stage on Letterman. They also discover that some of their favourite internet moments have officially been inducted into the National Sound Archive, making their questionable YouTube habits culturally significant.

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From a cat secretly living in a five-star hotel during a cyclone to a man who regularly takes his birds on the train to visit the Opera House, Sydney's pet stories are next level. Ricki and Tim unpack America's growing obsession with taking pets everywhere, including the wild idea of letting dogs legally witness weddings. Plus, we hear about falcons flying in economy and the very complicated logistics of taking a cat on holiday.

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