If you hanker for a perfect green sward upon which to loll about on a picnic blanket, with a glass of something nice and cold in your hand, this summer, now's the time to start doing the groundwork to achieve a perfect lawn.
Five years ago, Lynda laid a luscious new lawn. For two years it was amazing. Now, it's half creeping buttercup, 25 per cent clover, 15 per cent dandelions and about 10 per cent grass. Sigh! But here's how you rejuvenate an old lawn (or sow a new one).
Step 1: Bomb it now with herbicide. If you want to keep the grass, use a broad-leaf specific spray such as Turfix, which doesn't kill the existing grass. If you want to start afresh, use Roundup to kill it all.
Step 2: Once the weeds die, cultivate the soil so you end up with a good seed bed about 10cm deep. Then let the soil settle for a fortnight. If weeds pop up again, spray again.
Step 3: By now it will be spring and you can either patch the holes in your existing lawn with fresh seed, or sow an entirely new lawn. Choose a lawn seed that suits your needs: I like the wide-bladed fescue sold by Turf Specialists as 'California Green' but garden centres also have a good selection of different mixes for shade/hardwearing (think kids and dogs) or premium lawns such as Boston Green.
Step 4: After sowing, keep the soil moist but not saturated. Use a hose attachment with a mister on it. And keep birds away - strips of plastic bags or old CDs hung on strings around the lawn, or netting over it, helps.
Step 5: Admire your handiwork once the seed has germinated, and irrigate frequently until it's well established. It'll be ready for its first mow in 2 months.