Sorry We're Cyrus

We’re back Stoners! And Tish and Brandi have both been super busy. Brandi’s been braving some rainy weather and competing, and Stargirl has just graduated to the 20 meter jump! Which is so exciting but also maybe a little terrifying for poor Tish. Meanwhile, Tish is on the go, after getting back from visiting Bear, she went out to Vegas to watch Noah absolutely rock at Life Is Beautiful and now she’s back in LA before it’s off to Austin City Limits next week. Luckily, they’ve still had time to catch up on Paradise and dig into some of the drama and Brandi is loving Clickbait and needs Tish to listen to Kasey Musgrave’s new album immediately. Then, we are joined by certified Enneagram coach and author of The Honest Enneagram, Sarajane Case to learn more about our newest obsession. Sarajane (herself a seven) gives some great insight into Tish and Brandi’s personality types and answers some Stoner questions while also sharing how understanding yourself and your enneagram can change your life. That’s all for this week, don’t forget to leave a five start review and let us know what your favorite part of the episode is! Check out Sarajane @sarajanecase and take the enneagram test for yourself at

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This week we have to kick things off with a bit of Paradise, all that drama! Tish is D.E.A.D. Plus, men are trash, the Bachelor producers can be real conniving, and we’re rooting for you Serena! On a much less fun note, Tish and Brandi have watched The White Lotus and didn’t love it, and they still really do not know what is going on with Nine Perfect Strangers (but Bobby Cannavale and Melissa McCarthy? They ship it). Back to reality, the weather in Nash is beautiful and Tish is already so excited to be reunited with baby Bear! Though she did have an absolute blast at BottleRock, enjoying another one of Miley’s killer shows and is looking forward to Life is Beautiful with Noie next. On Dear MT this week, they talk exploring and discovering new career options, some great tips from Stella’s wedding, and have some enneagram updates to share as well (and some enneagram-based dating advice too). See you next time, Stoners!

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Brandi is back from a wonderful week soaking up the sun in Cabo and she’s got some hot tips for y’all if you’re planning your dream Mexican vacation (Tish definitely is). We’ve also got some Bachelor in Paradise tea to recap, and Tish is absolutely loving Killing Eve! And even if we still can’t quite figure out what Nine Perfect Strangers is actually about, we’re into it. Then, it’s a guest appearance we’ve all been waiting for — it’s Baby Bear’s very first time on the podcast!! And while he’s maybe a little podcast-shy, it’s still potentially our best cameo ever. Plus, in this week’s Dear MTs, Tish and Brandi discuss why they like to use weed, how to move cross-country, and they share some more insight into their ongoing grieving process and how the family has stuck together through it. Tish also emphasizes the importance of protecting and doing things for yourself and shares how her reintroduction to therapy has been going (definitely lots of tears). Tish also wants to remind everyone to please, please get vaccinated if you can, so we can all protect each other. That’s all for this week! See you next time Stoners!

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Welcome back Stoners! The pups have decided to kick things off in a bit of a chaotic fashion this week, which Brandi is *not* here for considering she just got home and she has to be on a flight in 9 hours. Yes, after getting in from some awesome shows in Cleveland, Brandi is right onto the next, and while she’s having a blast, she could definitely use some peace and quiet when she can get it. But Tish has the perfect story to cheer her up, and it’s all about how awesome you Stoners are! When she was hanging with her new best friend Shaun, she came across a Stoner-run business! That’s right, she found some of the cutest jewelry from the most wonderful woman who is a big fan of the show and our wonderful community we’ve created here, where we can talk about anything. And we just love all of you guys so much!! Then, in this week’s off-limits, Tish and Brandi recap the start of the new Bachelor in Paradise season (Tish’s very first!) and give some thoughts on the Nine Perfect Stranger’s premiere. Plus, Dear MT this week features tips on everything from pet-hair clean-up to traveling to furniture shopping and gets us into one of Brandi’s favorite topics, the Enneagram Test! What’s your number, Stoners? Let us know and let us know what you thought of the episode and we’ll see you next week!

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With a little wake-and-bake to kick off the morning, Tish and Brandi are looking ahead to upcoming festival season (don’t sleep on Milwaukee!) and already day-dreaming about some luxurious 2022 vacationing coming up. And speaking of, they can’t believe August is already nearly done and 2022 is practically here! Where does the time go? But Brandi is definitely ready for some new fall TV to come out, she still can’t really find much to watch. Tish meanwhile is continuing her path down Bach Nation memory lane and has been watching Jojo’s season of the Bachelorette for the first time, and to be honest, she kind of lives for Chad?? But of course, no one can beat cute little Wells for Tizzle! Then, in this week’s Dear MT, Tish and Brandi give some advice on surviving geographic distance in a relationship, putting up with annoying co-workers, and Tish regales us with the unfortunate tale of that time she took 3 edibles before a flight. Plus, MT has some … interesting Baked Goods for y’all this week, stay safe out there Stoners! Don’t forget to leave us a five-star review and share the episode, we’ll see you next time.

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Tish is doing great and feeling great and just cannot get enough of cute little Bear! Plus, she had an absolute blast road-tripping out to surprise Noah in Indiana, and getting to see a few of you super cool Stoners!! The only bad news, there is really nothing out there for her to watch (any suggestions?) and while Brandi’s been trying out some new trashy reality TV, she hasn’t been able to get super into it. The exception: Bach Nation. Tish has flown through Ben Higgins’ season and she gets why it’s a favorite, although she wishes there would have been a ‘phone a friend’ option for him in there somewhere, and this week’s Bachelorette finale had Tizzle and Brandi feeling all the feelings. Then, in Dear MT, Tish talks about her own mushy feelings and how Billy Ray still gives her butterflies. Later, Tish and Brandi discuss loss, boundaries, and how to keep your lost loved ones with you. Love you Stoners, see you next week!

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Did y’all catch Lolla? The show was every bit as iconic as Tish said it would be, and now she gives us a behind the scenes look at some of Miley’s preparation, choosing the setlist, and putting it all together. Plus, Brandi breaks down which songs hit the hardest in the crowd (and Tish shouts out her favs, Juicy and Wiz). Then, Brandi tells us about the after-party, one of her favorite shows she’s ever played, and seeing a few Stoners there! The show was unforgettable and everything went perfectly — unfortunately, the same can not be said for the commutes home, first an outdated manual and now mechanical issues?? Tish cannot catch a break in flights lately! But, she’s made it to Nashville and Bear is just getting cuter and cuter by the second! Speaking of Bear, in this week’s Dear MT, Tish talks about how she always knew she wanted a big family (and how she knew she was done after Noah) and the blessing of all the amazing Cyrus extended family. Then, she shares some experiences with the supernatural, including a creepy encounter in London and some heart-warming reminders that the ones we love are never truly gone. We love you Stoners! See you next time.

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This week, all of Brandi’s travels are finally starting to catch up to her (and ok, the several shots of tequila last night probably didn’t help) and she’s exhausted. But she can’t just turn down free shots, ok?? But Astra-girl has got all the energy in the world and is ready to play, and speaking of Astra, after doing a DNA test, Brandi’s been tracking down some of her doggy relatives online and they are all so cute!! Just not as cute as Astra! Meanwhile, Tish would love to figure out what the heck is going on in Bean’s DNA, the little weirdo, and Samuel too, but right now she is too busy hanging with some new friends and prepping for the greatest Lollapalooza show you’ll ever see! Plus, they break down that crazy Men Tell All from the Bachelorette and while Tish and Brandi can’t quite figure out what was going on with Katie, they’re loving Michael and are already hoping we’ve found our next Bachelor. Brandi also gives us some insight into another Bachelor Nation couple, Kaitlyn Bristowe and Jason Tartick, spilling how right they were for each other from the very beginning. And Tish herself knows a thing or two about love at first sight, from her own life and also her parents whirlwind love story that she shares with the Stoners. Then in this week’s Dear MT, Brandi talks her career in music and how she first got into DJing while Tish dishes on her least favorite interior design trends of the moment and gives some High Design advice, plus they discuss how the family keeps in touch and stays so close. That’s all for this one, don’t forget to subscribe, share, and leave us a 5 star review and we’ll see you next week Stoners!

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Brandi’s just got back to Nashville after a long flight, and she’s ready to talk all things Bachelor and Dr. Death. And this week we have guests on that are actually not Cyrus family members! The Shrink Chicks are all about positivity and sticky note reminders, and Tish mentions Miley happens to be a fan as well! She has sticky notes just about everywhere, on her coffee pot, fridge, etc. They serve as positive reminders for MC to be grateful, to make a smoothie, to work out. Tish, Brandi and our guests highly recommend! But Tish wonders if the post-its could just be a bit more aesthetically pleasing. Tish also opens up about her struggles with working out and eating well and The Shrink Chicks say that there’s no one size fits all lifestyle that works for everyone. It’s all about figuring out what works for you, what’s doable and setting realistic goals.

Big goals can feel overwhelming and sometimes stop people from pursuing their dreams in the first place, so the Shrink Chicks recommend breaking up a dream into achievable daily stepping stones you can actually achieve. It’s not actually success that gives people self-esteem, it’s mastery.The group discusses the pros and cons of social media and theorize that we don’t necessarily have a super healthy relationship with social media or the internet, because it evolved so quickly that our brains haven’t been able to keep up. When Tish was in high school, there weren’t even cell phones!

Brandi asks The Shrink Chicks about the stigma around therapy and what’s the best way to approach it if you’re new to it. Hot tip, make sure you click with your therapist. Emmalee and Jennifer reveal the reason why they became therapists in the first place was because they had terrible experiences with their own therapists, and they thought uh, we would do it better than this! Tish reveals she’s scared to start therapy because what if she doesn’t like the therapist? She hates hurting people’s feelings! Hope you enjoyed this episode. See you next week Stoners!

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It’s back to work for Tizzle this week, and she’s excited to get to see everyone in person. Plus, things have really been going great for HopeTown — Stoners, the magic of venting to you may just have turned Tish’s Hollywood Adventures around! Brandi is really feeling the positive vibes of summer ’21 too, so psyched to be back playing shows and maybe even with some fun up her sleeve for Lollapalooza weekend. But right now, she’s just constantly getting rained on in Nashville, and while Tish is so glad to be back in Cali, she is making sure to FaceTime baby Bear every single day (they have some great conversations)! Plus, Brandi talks Virgin River and the irresistible appeal of a beautiful small town in the country while Tish lays out her Bachelorette rankings for the week. Then, in Dear MT, Tish gives all the low-down on fillers of every kind, how it feels, what to look out for, how to do what’s right for your face, and opens up about her breast reduction surgery for the first time. She shares her past struggles, the tough recovery process, and how completely life-changing the whole thing has been. Miley makes an iconic background cameo to send us off and we’ll see you next week, Stoners!

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