Sorry We're Cyrus

Sorry, We’re Not Stoned this week, because Tish has mold in her house so she smoked yesterday to feel better, went on a cleaning spree, and is exhausted. But you know what? This is Hollywood baby and the show WILL go on—plus, Brandi low-key likes sober Tizzle because she can actually keep the convo going. Brandi wants to discuss her Aura ring and Tish is fascinated by her mood-changing nail polish. Brandi is also excited to dive into Off Limits because she has been loving Daisy Jones & The Six, a sore spot for MT, who lost out on the rights to the queen of production, Reese Witherspoon. Your hosts also want to thank the Stoners for bearing with them while they get everything up, running, and sorted again. Baked Goods are now up on social and we have our voicemail set up; you can call us at 1-516-7-STONER! Thanks to your voicemails, we learn how Brandi got her name and wonder if alcohol is going to be the new cigarettes—no one will be having it in 40 years! Brandi wraps up with her famous last words, Men Are Trash, but Tish wants y’all to know that her special man is the exception. 

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This episode is for the beauty lovers out there, as your hosts chat all things hair and dish on the hottest beauty treatments they recently tried out. Plus, we get all the deets on Miley’s album release party, and learn which songs from the album MT and BC can’t get enough of. We learn where, “mama told me girl smoke ‘em if you got ‘em” came from, and how Rose Colored Lenses reminds MT of summers in Kentucky at the local pools. Your hosts also dish on their new fancy dancy recording software, share some sexy baked goods, and oh so much more. Enjoy!   

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If you use Safari instead of Chrome, you’ve found your people. This week starts off with some technological qualms before Brandi decides that now would be an excellent time to start up an acting career, since all her Botox has worn off and you can see her every emotion. Your hosts then discuss their sparkling waters of choice, for a longer time than you’d think two people could talk about water, and then Tish shares that she’s planning to embark on a better eating journey. She just doesn’t quite know how she’s going to do that. Their famous Baked Goods segment is back, along with some Off Limits and Dear MTs. All this and so much more, including a Star Girl update and Morpheus8 talk (it’s not a Transformer) — you’re not gonna want to miss it! 

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Tish and Brandi are back for Season 3, and boy do they have some things to talk about ... They are sure to touch on the piping hot tea y’all are wondering about, but they also want to share some high points in their lives since last season! They reminisce on vacations in South America, Kauai, and Mexico City, in addition to the 2 NYE specials put on by HopeTown Entertainment. Plus, Miley has a new album coming out tomorrow (!!!), so off of the success of Flowers, they share how excited they are for everyone to hear what else MC’s been holding on to. They then dive into Off-Limits and Dear MT, as they finally get the chance to catch up with their favorite Stoners. Sorry for the long break y’all, there was some life stuff in the way. But your hosts are back now, and better than ever. Enjoy! 

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They're baaack...

Mother-daughter duo Tish and Brandi Cyrus hop on and hot box their mics every Thursday to give you stoners an inside look at Hollywood's craziest (and most fun, obviously) family. Get ready for even more High Design, Dear MT, Cyrus family stories and hot (high) takes on pop culture and current happenings.

Be sure to give us a follow wherever you listen and @sorrywerestoned on IG, and come along for the ride ... we have absolutely no idea where it's headed.

Sorry ... We're Stoned.

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Coming off her Hollywood Power Lunch, Tish is ready to spill the tea on her trick to getting ready —have Miley Ray Cyrus raid your closet. There’s no one better at putting outfits together and Tish and Brandi are low key jealous.

Then in Off Limits, Tish is psyched to learn Succession on HBO is back. She is obsessed with Kieran Culkin and loves the character he plays on the show. But let’s be serious, the casting on that show is insane and everyone is great. During Dear MT, Stoners call in to ask Tish and Brandi about a ton of different topics and the ladies are serving up the advice. We discuss tips on visiting and living in Denver and LA, the best and worst dates Brandi has ever been on, getting emotional at concerts, meaningful holiday gift ideas, and what to do when you’re approached with a new job opportunity but don’t want to leave your current role out of loyalty. Tish says, don’t look a gift horse in the mouth. Loyalty is important but sometimes you have to be loyal to yourself and the people you love first and foremost. Brandi teaches the Stoners how to play Dirty Santa and reveals that we’re about to drop some Sorry We’re Stoned merch right in time fro the holidays. This is our last episode of the season Stoners! Thank you so much for listening and stay in touch on Facebook and Instagram. We love y’all!

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This week, Tish and Brandi are joined by a very special guest - Trace Cyrus!

Tish can't get enough of Trace’s girlfriend, Tay! She just graduated from beauty school, and you better believe Tish is going to Tay from now on for her hair extensions (do you know how expensive they are these days?!). Tish's favorite thing about Tay, however, is her attitude - her enthusiasm is contagious.

In this week's Dear MT, Trace opens up about his tattoo journey. We learn that Tish brought Trace to get his first tattoo the day after his 18th birthday. However, tattoos are addicting, and once Trace got one, he kept getting more and more done on his own, and Tish was furious! Especially his face tattoos - she absolutely freaked out! It took her years to get used to Trace's tattoos, but now she's obsessed with them!

Trace explains how his tattoos effect his entire life. People stare at him everywhere he goes, and he's even pulled over by the cops more frequently because of the way he looks. Trace admits that he tries to be extremely nice and outgoing because it's so easy for people to jump to conclusions and assume he's a bad guy. One of the main reasons Trace decided to live in downtown Nashville is because people aren't as afraid of him and don't give him dirty looks. As hurtful as all of this is, Trace doesn't regret any of his tattoos. In fact, he's planning to fill the few remaining empty spaces on his body with a few more tattoos soon.

Tish confesses how she despises the angel wings that cover her back. However, her trainer, Tashe, saw them for the first time recently and thinks they're badass! They're Tish's armor! The moral of the story, Stoners, is don't listen to what other people think or say! You do you. It's easier said than done, but a little weed can help get ya there!

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Welcome back stoners! Tish and Brandi are back in Nashville and had a blast at the second weekend of Austin City Limits. The trip was filled with good friends, music, and vintage shopping (turns out every pair of jeans magically fit Tish) and Brandi even found a pair this time around!

Tish isn’t the only one loving her quality time with Baby Bear - Brandi’s dog, Astra, is apparently another huge fan.

Tish can’t wait for her hang with the one and only Paul McDonald! Stoners, everyone check out Paul's new video for ‘How Long?’ - it’s very trippy!

In Off Limits this week, Tish can’t get enough of the Netflix show Doctor Foster and Brandi spills the tea on the new Jake Gyllenhaal Netflix movie, The Guilty. However, there's nothing more exciting for them than the return of Yellowstone, Succession, and Ozark!

Then, in this week’s Dear MT, Brandi gives advice on the best ways to start DJing. She has great recs for which software to use and reveals her #1 secret to DJing - "play what people know.” Tish and Brandi also plan to convince Miley to come on the pod by trading SWS merch (that MC helped design...). They also talk essential oils, Brandi being the mediator of the family, and a potential future visit to Italy. That’s all for this week - see you soon, Stoners!

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Hitting her groove with her new functional movement routine, Tish is really feeling herself. It’s all about the vibrations people! She has upped her Qigong knowledge and has been loving the positive vibes and energy she’s been feeling lately. Tish and Brandi had the best time at their Cyrus Family Dinner last night, even though they missed Noah, they had a blast spending time with Trace’s fiancé Tay! Between glasses of Strawberry Wine and setting hiking goals, Tish and Brandi give stoners advice on how to deal with toxic friendships — it’s about quality, not quantity! Healthy friendships are nourishing and long-lasting. As we get older who has time to maintain toxic friendships? Tish sure doesn’t… after all, it’s Tizzle Time and she is living her best life. Tish and Brandi give tips on where to buy sophisticated yet reasonably priced new wardrobe pieces — Aritzia! — and they spill the tea on how best to deal with negative future in laws. Also, when a stoner calls in with a question about whether or not she should hookup with a friend while she’s getting over an ex, Brandi has a hot take — go for it! Who better to date than your best friend? That’s all for this week, Stoners. See you next week! Xo

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Welcome back, Stoners! This week Tish and Brandi are jumping right into it with some Off-Limits, and Tish has already finished all of Clickbait. As part of her investing in herself and taking her self-care more seriously (which also includes her awesome workouts and a great body work session) she’s allowing herself more time and space for what she loves. And she loves a good thriller. Tish and Brandi dissect the ending, and while Brandi has not yet finished Nine Perfect Strangers, Tish gives her spoiler-free thoughts, and they both can’t wait for some You season 3 to hit our screens. Then, in this week’s Dear MT, Tish talks about having important conversations with your kids and how we can lessen some of the stigma around weed and gives some tips from her career as a Momager, and Brandi and Tish both give their thoughts on restoring self-confidence and dealing with burn out. That’s all for this week, see you next time Stoners!

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