Sorry We're Cyrus

We are rollin’ with Brandi and MT... and a live audience! Everyone is gathered in LA for the “you know what.” The secret is out; Tish is married! Or, at least she will be when you’re listening to this episode. Prep is in full swing as the gals throw Tish a Tishelorette party, with Brandi in charge of the games and the men in charge of nothing. Tish dishes out some advice for the soon-to-be brides out there and addresses the most ridiculous thing she’s read about herself in a tabloid lately. Be sure to call in with your wedding questions because next week, these two will be answering them for ya! We get an in-person High Design question from a wedding guest and then Mama T and Brandi C take a Dear MT and give a little behind-the-scenes of their recent feature in Domino Magazine. Congrats, Tish!  

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The gardener is here in case you hear any weird sounds, but that’s just life when you’re living high on the hog. If someone had told Tish what her life would be like today, she would not have believed you—she is feeling her oats and has found true happiness. Someone also gave her a chocolate mushroom bar, so that may have something to do with it... Brandi, on the other hand, has decided she gets worse hangovers from lack of sleep than she does from drinking, so watch out. Your hosts have some great Off Limits to chat about, with Brandi binge-watching the Divergent trilogy and stumbling upon one of Dom’s new movies! During their Dear MT segment, Brandi reiterates once again that you need to serve hard liquor if you want people to have fun at your wedding, and then Tizzle turns into an infomercial as she gushes over her must-have Baked Goods. 

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Brandi has been in Jackson Hole and was ready to plead her case as to why Tizzle needs to get out there. Before she even needs to, Tish explains that she has a new lease on life and actually does want to be a travel girlie now. A Bryan Adams concert has brought her to life and she’s ready to start living it. Your hosts then dive into a discussion on introverts (Brandi) vs. Extroverts (Tizzle) and the importance of realizing your partner wanting alone time likely has absolutely nothing to do with you. Brandi explains to her mom that she needs to be watching Virgin River like, yesterday. She also talks about the new Sex in the City show and Tish wants to know which girl she is. Y’all sent in some great Dear MTs, including a hybrid Dear MT - High Design - Baked Goods question and requests for Montana recommendations, thinning hair advice, and a little day-in-the-life routine. They finish off with some Baked Goods, and tease a potential full-video episode!! 

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Tish needs her own line of something, don’t you think? This week your hosts brainstorm on what that could be, from a Pamelo collab to a high/low something-for-everyone line. Brandi has a brand new fancy mic and Tish is jealous. It’s also way too freaking hot to function, so Brandi suggests they invest in some property up North. Your hosts answer some great Dear MT questions, including how to save money during travel, High Design, and conspiracy theories. They also chat about Amazon scanning people’s hands, but that doesn’t hold them back from sharing all their Baked Goods. Lastly, Tish confesses that she doesn’t think they did very good today, so please leave her some love in the review section to lift her spirits. Bye, y’all! 

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Today in Tishland, she learns that computers mirror you so your reflection is the opposite of what you think it would be. Your hosts also try to differentiate between Logan and Jake Paul, but whichever one created Prime, Tish thanks you. They do a deep dive on the ending of Fatal Attraction, and Tish wishes she could get her friends on The Golden Bachelor. A caller suggests a Sorry We’re Stoned episode with Pamela Anderson on the Pamelo, and another person asks if there’s anything Brandi and her siblings did growing up that ultimate-cool-mom Tish didn’t like. It turns out Brandi’s aesthetic was a big pain point for MT. You’re not going to want to miss this one! 

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Dentists, Botox, and filler, oh my! This week your hosts start off by chatting about dental and aesthetic procedures, and Tish shares her fear of getting filler in her veins and going blind. Brandi reminds her that you can’t live life in fear, and then Tish reminds her that they need to talk about Dom. They both have some exciting Off-Limits to talk about, and then welcome co-founder of Multiverse, Supermush, and Microdosing Collective, Alli Schaper. Alli is a wealth of knowledge when it comes to mushrooms and psychedelics, as she talks all about this ancient wisdom reimagined and highlights the stigma that’s been passed down for generations. She highlights the benefits of functional mushrooms and provides an update on psychedelic legalization. She also explains what exactly fungi are and where she would suggest you start if interested in learning more or taking supplements. This episode is full of information and we’d love to have Alli back! Be sure to call in with your questions! 

Follow @allischaper, @multiverse, @supermush, and microdosingcollective.org. Plus, check out Into the Multiverse wherever you listen! 

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Why do men think that we want to see their ankles and why is Europe so against the best invention of all time, air conditioning? These are just some of the hard-hitting questions Brandi and Tish are answering on today’s episode. But actually, one of the Stoners calls in asking for the real tea, like whose DMs Brandi wants to slide into, and what hot goss Tish will share when she writes her tell-all. Stoners also call in asking if both Brandi and Tish can hit the Pamelo at the same time, which they’re not not going to try in a future episode... The duo starts off hot with Off Limits, debate which time of year is best to binge TV shows, and then get into some High Design which includes a recommended website that may or may not sell children in cabinets. Lastly, Tish shares some Amazon purchases that she doesn’t even recall buying and brainstorms chapter titles for her upcoming book such as “I Threw a Phone at His Head!”  

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Tish and Brandi are back in America and one of them couldn't be happier to finally place some online orders... we will let you guess which! That same host believes that once you’ve seen one castle, you’ve seen em all! Maybe opposites don’t attract in dating, but they sure can in mother-daughter relationships. The two talk about their July 4th plans, some of their favorite current paint colors, and then dive into Dear MT because the Stoners really came through this week with the Q’s. They’re giving advice to a budding entrepreneur and sharing how to stay (kind of) productive while stoned. Plus, Brandi has plenty of travel recs which makes Tish ask a very legitimate question: How did she give birth to this adventurer!? Then, they’re revealing which members of them fam are and are not lizard people or illuminati members. Make sure to call in with your favorite conspiracy theories and some tips for Tish to finally drink some water, because she needs it if she’s manifesting living to the year 3000. 

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Live from Rome, your hosts give a full rundown of their Italian adventures. They dish on what to order, where to visit, and the key to combating jet lag. Brandi had to leave and DJ a festival in Michigan, which officially ranks as one of her top festivals despite having to shelter in place from a storm. We also learn that she loves a hot cop. Your hosts share their 4th of July plans, what’s on Tizzle’s global entry file, and what pepperoni actually is... Also, Tish has been suffering from weed withdrawal and can’t wait to get back on her Pomerlo, Starbucks, and smoothies. Ciao, Italy! 

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Tish is free as a bird flying high and Brandi is cranky and exhausted as can be, which makes for, well... just another episode of Sorry We’re Stoned. Tish had a great night hanging with Brandi’s friends, enjoying some quality time before their big trip to Italy! Tish wants everyone to know that her cranky daughter's potty mouth did not come from her. In fact, the cranky didn’t come from her either. Tish is a ray of sunshine unless a person of authority is telling her what to do. Your hosts talk about the overstock struggles that come with auto-shipments, making a cat tree look chic (spoiler alert: not possible) and dealing with narcissists. Brandi is barely holding on to this ship and suggests Dom take the wheel next week, so you’ll just have to stay tuned to see who’s on the mic… 

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