Sorry We're Cyrus

Buckle in y’all; it’s time for a wake n’ bake! Your hosts are recording at 9:30am but that doesn’t stop Tizzle from having “the pot” and a Celsius in her hand. Also, PSA that we (MT) had some serious audio issues this week, so please forgive the chaos. You have to admit, it’s very on-brand though. Brandi is hooked on The Summer I Turned Pretty even though it’s for 15-year-olds and Tish shares a hilariously unfortunate situation she was in when meeting Kevin Costner (Kev for short, because they’re besties). Ya’ll called in with some amazing Dear MTs that allow Brandi to talk about her favorite topic: men being trash. Plus, we’ve got some High Design and advice on what to do if your partner doesn’t like it when you smoke! 

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PSA Stoners, Tish is fine; anxiety is just hard sometimes! Everyone and their mother have been reaching out, but Tizzle is a-okay now! She’s excited to share some Hopetown updates before they dive into Off-limits. Dear MT has them chatting about having a close bond with your children (including scarring Brandi about never having sex ever in her life), finding a new place to put down some roots, and anxiety around breast reductions, which was a life-changing decision for MT that she can’t recommend enough. Tish then chats about her new chair and copy of Nashville Wives. Stay tuned for Nashville Wives: The True Story, coming… one day. Maybe. Bye! 

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Brandi is trying to get MT to be serious, but she needs to check her expectations and the title of this podcast. Sorry, she’s stoned, and this is as serious as it gets! Your hosts kick off the convo with some fashion trends that are making a reappearance (like all good things do) and Tish learns that Brandi doesn’t have an assistant. Brandi is getting ready to show some horses for the next few weeks and will be inaccessible in that vortex if anyone is trying to reach out. Ya’ll Stoners do not disappoint with the Dear MTs and have the gals dishing out boy advice, High Design suggestions, and advice for first-time moms. Tish’s advice? Get stoned before starting the homework…it will be a more enjoyable experience for everyone involved! 

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MT needs some cheering up and Brandi is just the girl to do it. Real talk, Stoners: today is a bad anxiety day. Brandi offers up some sage advice from her 36 years about being in control of your own happiness. Your hosts then pivot to a more positive note of TV shows they’re crushing and recent self-care appointments, including Brandi’s first ever trip to the dermatologist! Dear MT has them chatting high design and self-help books before Baked Goods has them debating toothbrushes. They end where they started, with Tizzle on the struggle bus and Brandi offering up a metaphor about bridges to cheer her up. But you know what? Sometimes you just need a good cry, and that’s okay. We love ya, Stoners! 

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High Design fans: this one’s for you. Your hosts have both been in the cleaning and home refresh spirit, deciding that a fall cleaning is actually much better than a spring cleaning. Brandi has many High Design questions for her mom as she wants her whole house to feel like you could be either inside or outside at any moment. Tish also has many plans, but unfortunately has been stuck watching way too much Virgin River. So bad... but so good! Your hosts then chat Golden Bachelor and Bach Nation weddings, then check in with y’all! Dear MT has them chatting incense, LA recommendations, career changes, and how all Tish wants is to be a Rockette (this week). Lastly, Brandi reads some way-to-accurate Costar astrology statements! 

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Everyone, grab your chocolate and your Stanleys; we’re tackling this ep with the munchies. The water bottle that has taken over the world is now one of Tish’s favorite things (opps, wrong show) ... Your hosts both just got back from weddings with plenty to gush about! Brandi then talks about her recent experience with wild horses and highlights the terrible methods being used to round them up. Speaking of country, Brandi has Tizzle hooked on the corniest show of all time, Virgin River. Plus, a caller has a High Design question about merging furniture with a partner, and Dear MT has them talking psychics, wedding centrepieces, and which unreleased Miley song Tish walked down the aisle to… 

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Today Tish joins the pod with a very important question: does Brandi remember her childhood? Because Tish does not remember anything more than 20 years ago. Brandi has a select few memories, including her parents showing up on a motorcycle and the whole class going outside to watch, and a boy helping her with her dress then going to laugh with all his friends—the beginning of her trust issues with men. Tish wants to talk about a very old Off Limits once again, then they dive into more Ultimatum talk, because this is now an Ultimatum recap pod, remember? Y’all sent in a bunch of great Dear MTs which have your hosts chatting advice for turning 30, getting into old hobbies, public speaking nerves, and housewarming ideas for in-laws. They wrap up with some High Design because Tish has found the perfect ottoman for her home. Check out our socials to see! 

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The family is back from Kauai and in full organization mode. Well, Miley and Tish are. They’re also thrilled to be back in the concrete jungle of Los Angeles, and Brandi can’t relate to any of it. Happy for them, though! Your hosts fill you in on some unfortunate plane drama they had to deal with (but at least it wasn’t diarrhea down the aisle). Tish informs Brandi that she is beyond stoned before they dive into Off Limits and discuss the Ultimatum (should we just make this an Ultimatum recap podcast)? They then listen to your Dear MTs and discuss everything from wedding prep and New York recommendations to playroom and bathroom High Design tips. Enjoy! 

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We’re live from Kauai, baby! The whole family decided to join Tish on her honeymoon, so this week we all get to tag along with the Cyrus-Purcells in Hawaii. Dom has been teaching everyone to play tennis and claims Brandi is an athlete, so we love that for her. Your hosts deep dive into The Ultimatum, then share all the products Tish gave her bridesmaids! Plus, thanks to a Stoner they FINALLY spill the Prison Break tea—yes, MT was a fan!! They also cover wedding highlights and special moments, including who actually walked Tizzle down the aisle. This is a love fest you don’t want to miss! 

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Welcome to the first official podcast with Tizzle as a married woman!! This week we get all the deets on the big day—the wedding that Tish claims is the most beautiful that she’s seen in her life (not biased). Despite that nasty storm threatening to ruin the day, Tish is confident that God and Mammie pulled out all the stops. She had the wedding of her dreams and a litty-kitty afterparty. They then get to some Dear MTs and offer Vegas recommendations, advice on vitamin regimes (not the people to ask), and workplace romances. Plus, a caller has them chatting High Design as she downsizes from a 2 bed to a studio. Lastly, they share their most favorite girl dinner and chat Off-Limits. 

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