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Let’s play a game: how far into the episode do you think Tish can get without another Dom segment? You’ll have to stay tuned for the answer. On the topic of love, your hosts discuss how it’s better to fall in love later when you’re more mature, anyway. Tizzle shares some wise words from Dr. Amen before diving into a new segment, Joint Investigations, where she shares the true crime story that has her hooked at the moment. The duo then play truth or toke, spilling all the tea including the weirdest place Brandi’s gone to the bathroom and Tish's favorite child. We check in with the Stoners in the Dear MT segment, share some Baked Goods, and introduce another new segment that may or may not be here to stay — Tish’s Highdeas... get it?! 

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For 2024 Tish said she was going to cut back on smoking, and Brandi wants to really lean into manifestation. Tizzle gets on her soapbox and shares a lovely reminder: "the more you stomp in shit, the more it stinks!". On that note, we need your opinion! Should we call this segment Tish's Soap Box or Mom-tra? Let us know! Your hosts play an oh-so-fun game of truth or drag/drink where they ask some juicy questions and some shocking truths are revealed, including what item Tish stole, the most annoying member of the family, and deets on Tish's first time. They also answer your caller questions and give their take on Barbie botox and a Stoner's cute Hinge profile! 

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Well, Stoners, we’ve got some news. Some freakin’ big news. But before we give that away just yet, Tish tells us about her experience with anxiety lately and the absolute wormhole she went down on Instagram about regulating her nervous system. She also shares some kitchen trends she’s been absolutely LOVING and that she may or may not be painting all of her cabinets a new color. They both share their Off-Limits and recap some shows they’ve been loving lately, including The Bear, before diving into how the Golden Globes categories make absolutely no sense. Answering your Dear MT’s, they share their Ins and Outs for 2024, how to navigate cutting off one-sided friendships, and more! Hold onto your seats, because here comes the grand finale: drumroll, please! We're waving goodbye to the podcast and saying a big, bold HELLO to our vodcast! Yep, we're taking this show to the big screen. Buckle up, Stoners—we just levelled up. 

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How do you podcast? It’s been too long… sorry for the break, Stoners, but we promise we’ll make it up to you very soon with a special surprise. But anyway, HAPPY NEW YEAR!! Your hosts recap their holiday festivities before diving into some Off-Limits. Brandi realizes that she literally is Cameron Diaz from The Holiday and has discovered a new found appreciation for the movie. Your Dear MTs have your hosts chatting High Design, how to dodge family opinions, and Baked Goods. We’re back, baby, and we’ve got some wild things in store. 

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Tizzle has a drink and her Tishmas list in hand, so put on your holiday pants and get ready for some Christmas cheer! Tish, a rebel-at-heart, needs suggestions for her soap box segment where she rants. Also, Stoners, when you ask, we listen! We have Olivia Caridi on the pod to catch y’all up on what she’s been doing, including apartment hunting in New York (a nightmare) and dating in the big city (a nightmare). Tiz the damn season!! Lastly, we hear some of your Dear MTs and share advice on starting a podcast. Don’t forget, you can now send video versions of your Dear MTs, too! We’ll be back in two short weeks with a big surprise coming for y’all in the New Year! Merry Tishmas!! 

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False alarm everyone, Snoop didn’t actually stop smoking. It was all a PR stunt! Fake! Like everything else in the world. Speaking of fake, social media has ruined our lives and AI is going to take over all of our jobs. On another note, Tish thinks she would make a great actress so as long as AI doesn’t make that job obsolete maybe that’s in store for her. Your hosts recap their most favorite Thanksgiving ever, talk about Tish’s new guns (like from working out...) and give an update on Olivia. Dear MTs have them discussing everything from generational trauma to podcast recommendations and High Design. 

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So, Snoop Dog decided to quit smoking? Major news here people and Tish has thoughts. Major news for Brandi as well, who got to cross an F1 DJ gig off her bucket list. Your hosts dive into some Off Limits and discuss The Crown before playing your Dear MTs which have them chatting High Design, getting Brandi to Vancouver, and if Tish has a medical marijuana card. Plus, they share the most valuable thing they learned this year and Tish decides her New Year’s resolution is to smoke less, exclusively for the sake of her lungs. 

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Stoners, Tizzle is living her best life after meeting with one of the greatest Producers of all time, Denise Di Novi. She’s rocking a super cool businesswoman blazer too, which has your hosts discussing whether the blazer is ever going to go away. Thoughts? Tizzle is passionate about The Morning Show, so your hosts dive into the finale and how much this show deserves to be praised, but it’s not because it’s female-driven. Hello Hollywood, it’s 2024 ... get it together! They’ve got a great batch of Dear MTs that has them chatting High Design, sibling rivalry, advice for a young entrepreneur and a mom trying to fill time, plus honeymoon recommendations on a budget.  

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Daylight savings is depressing, y’all. Tizzle is in her feels about it symbolizing the end of summer as she wonders how many summers she has left. Brandi tries to pivot this pity party to talk about the reboot of Prison Break, but quickly changes gears to how holidays are a social construct and how you shouldn’t be forced to spend time fighting with your extended family. She then dives into some High Design and ponders what to do with a “thick daddy white beam” going through one of the rooms in her house as she tackles a painting project. (Well, hires someone to tackle it.) They then chat Off Limits before listening to your amazing Dear MTs, including messages from TWO MALE listeners. Who knew we had those? They chat breaking into Hollywood, work-life balance, fall fashion, and more! Tizzle’s tip of the day? If he’s in white denim, he’s not the one! 

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Brace yourselves Stoners, Brandi wants MT to carry this episode because her face hurts after getting a fresh set of veneers. She does manage to tell us about her most recent trip to New York, hitting the clubs in your 30s, and her killer Halloween costume, though. Tizzle is in an excellent mood and preaches about female empowerment and combating agism. She's the happiest and most confident she’s ever been! Your hosts talk about how wild it is that all these older men are marrying 20-year-olds, and speaking of literal children, Brandi is very upset with the main character’s choice of boy on The Summer I Turned Pretty. Dear MTs have them chatting high design, feeling behind in life, and managing money. Lastly and most importantly, Tizzle would like to retract some advice she offered last week after some tough love from Dom. Enjoy! 

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