Sorry We're Cyrus

Welcome back to the struggle bus, population: Tizzle. Once we get MT settled and sorted, she fills Brandi in on how busy she is and how much she misses Dom. Brandi reminds her that she’s not that busy she is just running errands like the rest of the country, but Tizzle begs to differ. The two discuss their upcoming travel plans to meet up with Dom in Italy, and they have lots of Off Limits to chat about. Tish wants everyone to know she’s still very much on the Paul McDonald train, and she shares the sweetest story of him writing a song she inspired. A Dear MT x High Design question has them chatting limewash walls, and Brandi has a bone to pick with the hidden folders on Instagram. Lastly, we’ve got a stacked Baked Goods: Travel Edition for ya’ll! 

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Miley came in like a wrecking ball and said enough was enough with Tizzle’s messy home. Tish explains that she doesn’t have time to clean her house anymore because she’s busy being madly in love. She also talks about her awesome night at the Shania concert. Your hosts tackle a few Dear MTs and offer advice on housewarming gifts, if college is worth it, and overcoming guilt from your mother about moving away (did Brandi send in that question?!) Then, your hosts are joined by Bridget, the founder of cannabis health and wellness company, Jayne LA. Bridget shares the backstory of the company, how she got into the business, and the reality of the industry. She talks about coming up with the name and branding, and she and Tish bond over how weed changed their lives. 

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Tish has found her new favorite weed inspired by her idol, Pamela Anderson. Brandi is not a fan of MT on this weed, but that’s not going to stop her! The two dish on Brandi’s recent visit and all the fun things they got up to. Plus, Tizzle talks about Noah, who is just absolutely living her best life at the moment. Per usual, Brandi comes for MT's chaotic setup and her chaotic house that she needs to take better care of. They then listen to some Dear MTs and offer advice on moving to a new city, and dealing with your kids being bullied. A caller also lets Brandi know that she exposed an affair unknowingly on one of her IG stories, and Tish decides that it would be really fun to be a private investigator. Next week your hosts are welcoming some very special guests to the pod, so we’ll meet you back here: same time, same place. Love ya! 

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Why is everyone taking Ivermectin and Ozempic? We are not here for that y’all. Tish doesn’t even know if she believes in vitamins and supplements, apparently. And all those pharmaceutical commercials? Those have got to stop. Along with the “senior citizen over 55” ones...those are just rude. Tizzle’s birthday is coming up and even though she was adopted and can’t be certain of her age, we’re pretty sure she’s getting older. Brandi shares what she wants to do for her b-day which is also coming up, and the two talk about all the fun things there are to do in Nashville. They also chat merch ideas, and some Dear MT questions have them talking High Design. Mama Tish approves of Young Nikki’s new boyfriend and thinks he understands Noah in the same way Dom understands her. Speaking of love, they talk about when enough is enough and you need to cut ties, and Brandi argues that everyone always leaves anyway. Tish is not a fan of that attitude. They then wrap up with some baked goods! 

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If you’ve been on Instagram lately, we’re sure you’re caught up…But in case you’re not, Tizzle has a rock on her ring finger! After keeping it private for a little while, she and Dom announced their engagement and Tish is overcome with emotion over the love and support she feels. She wishes she was a big old star and could give her speech to the world. Instead, y’all get the speech. Brandi also has a speech about how flying and people at the airport suck. But she had fun at Stagecoach, so that’s nice. Your Dear MTs have them talking High Design: bathroom edition, thoughts on matching tattoos with your partner, and the first time Tish really felt proud of herself in business. Lastly, Tish wants some ideas for a show we can all watch together. Let us know! 

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Tish tried to get her California license this morning (about time), but it was an online test that she couldn’t get to work so she got stressed and got high and joins Brandi a little out of it. Her brain cells aren’t brain-celling today, but that’s okay, because that’s kind of how we roll. A Stoner asks for tips on managing her boyfriend's career—a perfect question for Tish, who likes to manage everyone and is always right. Another Stoner gets your hosts talking High Design, and they share what they got up to on 4/20. Plus, they chat tennis, the show Beef, weddings, ear seeds, and dog training in an effort to sober Tizzle up for her big meeting today. Enjoy! 

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Brandi is dying to know what it’s like not to bleed from your vagina once a month, and Tish is happy to report that it is excellent. MT also says she’s the happiest she’s been in her whole life, so we are off to a really great start this week folks. Your hosts chat about Star and Tish’s hormones, and Brandi explains how she basically slept in a barn the past few nights because Ever had colic. MT has lots to say about Love is Blind, and talks about another project Queen Reese snagged up before her that she’s absolutely loving. We’ve got some great Dear MTs this week that get your hosts talking about paranormal activity, travelling solo, and Tish writing a book. Plus, we hear from a caller in Kauai who spots a whale live on air! Aloha! 

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Tish is fresh off of one of the greatest weekends ever hanging out with Dom and friends—she felt like she was in a movie, and for the first time in forever, she feels free. The life she’s wanted for so long is finally a reality, and she couldn’t be happier. We learn what she and Dom talk about when they’re alone and get an inside look at their happily ever after. Your hosts then dive into their Off Limits, including their predictions for Love is Blind. Plus, they’ve got a lot of great dear MTs that have them talking High Design, Franklin/Nashville recommendations, tips for music festivals (well, Brandi has some tips; Tish isn’t about that life) and mental health medication. Brandi can’t comment here, because she has zero mental problems, other than being a cold hard bitch (her words, not ours). MT is finally just the right amount of stoned this week, so your hosts are quite pleased with the ep. We hope you enjoy!! 

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Tish is on her trolly this week so your hosts are smooth sailing through this ep. We get an update on young Noah (she’s thriving) and talk about the NBA lifting its ban on marijuana (go sports!) Brandi spent time with her brother Trace last week and discovered he is quite the hot commodity, something Tish is not surprised about. Your hosts also deep dive into Love is Blind as they are shooketh to the core. Brandi slays the Dear MT segment, and is wondering if maybe it should be called Dear BC instead... Plus, to all the horse girlies out there: this episode is for you! Bran talks all about getting back into riding, what to look for when finding a new barn, and her history of riding with Noah! Lastly, as always, your hosts have done some serious damage on their Amazon account since we last spoke, and share their newest baked goods with y’all. Hope you’re hungry! 

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Tish has long lost her trolly because this episode is pure chaos. Your hosts attempt to start the show by talking skin care and beauty products, then get into their first argument about who has loved Celsius longer. They then discuss the weather ... clearly struggling here. Astra starts looking at the floor in a way that freaks Brandi right out and they derail once more. Brandi and Tish then disagree on the Gwyneth trial, and Tish shares that she should be a lawyer because she’s an amazing liar who lies all the time. Bringing a little structure to the situation, your hosts try to answer some Dear MTs, which leads them to chat about stoner-mom guilt, erotica, Lexapro, and live shows. Should we do live shows?? 

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