Join us with a cup of homemade chili as Cody, Andrew, & Ren discuss why it's a bad idea to dance in horse shit at the Macy's Day Parade, why LA is the New Jersey of California, why you need to watch HEATED RIVALRY, Andrew's critique of I LOVE LA, HOW REN ESCALATED A BOMB THREAT IN SCHOOL, and Cody's loving thoughts on co-parenting a dog! PLUS: Would you hook up with Matt Lauer? Does blocking someone cause too many problems? And is Luigi Mangione the Roxie Hart of his generation??

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Get your sex cardigans ready! Cody, Andrew, and Ren share all their thoughts and feelings about WICKED: FOR GOOD! INCLUDING Andrew red carpet experience with PHILLIPA SOO! Should Ariana win the Oscar?? Is Nessarose the real villain? No Good Deed > For Good?? Do we need all these new songs?? How many times did Cody cry in theaters? Did we really need Madame Morrible? And which character gave the biggest jump scare?

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Move over Disney adults - it's slime time! Cody, Andrew & Ren recap the highlight of 90s Nickelodeon TV programming INCLUDING LOS RUGRATS! Would you swipe right on Arnold? What do we need to know about Skeeter Valentine? Why were kids allowed to watch REN AND STIMPY? AND the problematic part of LEGENDS ON THE HIDDEN TEMPLE! PLUS: ALL THAT! AAAHH!!! REAL MONSTERS! ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? and THE SECRET WORLD OF ALEX MACK!

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Did you bop it, twist it, turn it, and flip it?!? Cody, Andrew, & Ren breakdown the power rankings of all things 90's toys INCLUDING Tamagotchi - Beanie Babies - Furby - Teddy Ruxpin - Skip It - Pokémon cards - Power Rangers - Ninja Turtles - Barbies vs American Girl dolls - Slip N Slide - Super Soakers - ANDREW'S OJ SIMPSON SLAMMER - Cody's love of WWF - AND why Trapper Keepers are the SCAM OF THE WEEK!!

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Don't go unprepared. And LEAVE THE KIDS AT HOME. Cody, Andrew, & Ren recount tales from their Walt Disney World VIP Tour Experience INCLUDING: Running out of tequila trays at Epcot Center, getting soaked on Tiana's Bayou Adventure, and hiding from Andy and Sid at Roundup Rodeo! PLUS: Is the Tron ride a little sexual? Is there actual water on the Avatar ride? What's Cody's favorite song on Cosmic Rewind? Why you will only lose friends at Toy Story Midway Mania! AND will straight men NOT hook up with a woman who has a giant Stitch stuffed animal on her bed??

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From Taylor & Travis to KPop Demon Hunters - Cody, Andrew, & Ren discuss all the costumes we do and DON'T want to see this year INCLUDING Glinda & Elphaba, Harriet Tubman, Sexy Superman, Coldplay Kiss Cam, Blue Origin, and Labubu!! PLUS: Thoughts on CHIC Halloween decor? AND the team ranks the hottest killers from the SCREAM franchise!!

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What is the LEAST sexy food? Are Taylor and Charli REALLY fighting? And could Cody & Andrew do Special Forces?? PLUS: Victoria's Secret Fashion Show REVIEW! The latest addition to the cast of Euphoria Season 3! Sabrina Carpenter on SNL! Dua Lipa's alleged meet cute! And remembering Diane Keaton <3

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Mega-Swifty Ren shares with the world her honest assessment of Life of a Showgirl AND the Taylor vs Charli feud! PLUS: Cody reacts to Hilaria's dismissal from DWTS! Andrew's Kardashian Family Facelift theory! Shrekking on Love is Blind! Katy Perry & Justin Trudeau! Is there too much bush these days?? Is Addison Rae giving Britney Spears? Will Cody read the new Kevin Federline tell all?? AND!! GO WATCH ANDREW'S FILM "FANATIC" NOW ON YOUTUBE!!!

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Ever steal your mom's SnackWells? Were Fruit Gushers a total scam? Was Trix yogurt ACTUALLY healthy?? Cody, Andrew, & Ren breakdown greatest school lunch and after school food items INCLUDING The Hierarchy of Lunchables! Feminist Icon, Little Debbie! Fruit Roll-ups VS Fruit by the Foot! Eggo Waffles vs Pop Tarts! Push Pops vs Ring pops! Hi-C vs SunnyD! Totino's! Bagel Bites! Hot Pockets! How Cody's political advocacy got him a brick of Toaster Strudel frosting! AND MUCH MORE!

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Andrew floats on cloud nine with the new Mariah album and the promise of a new Nicki coming out in March! PLUS: Doja = Madonna? Sabrina as Polly Pocket! Another Mamma Mia sequel?? Bad Bunny lands the Super Bowl! TAYLOR SWIFT VS THE NFL! Selena Gomez invites husband to her wedding! Sydney Sweeney and Scooter Braun?? Cynthia Erivo as Voldemort? Rihanna gives us... ANOTHER BABY! Big Boys on Hulu! AND why is Amy Poehler a part of this week's scam???

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