Mazel Morons! This week we break down Ben's disastrous haircut, debate the perfect pool temperature during New York's heat wave, and plan the most overcomplicated pizza order in birthday party history. Then things go off the rails: Josh discovers Ben ordered omakase for delivery (meshugga), which somehow leads to a full pitch for a Benihana delivery service, complete with mini onion volcanos, apartment fires on the Upper East Side, and the inevitable question - is there a market for kosher hibachi?

Plus: the diet soda volume problem nobody's talking about, Wingstop's new Chamoy Tajín flavor, the philosophy of black coffee vs. Splenda (Josh is very passionate about this), and a GoFundMe story that you truly have to hear to believe. What are ya nuts?! Love ya! 

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