Mazel morons! We kick things off by going down the rabbit hole of a Hulk Hogan-esque cereal (with creatine, naturally) into the perils of “man juice” branding, yogurt parfait math, and why dying in a vat of milk chocolate might actually be the dream. Along the way, we debate pasteurization conspiracies, brainstorm the perfect coastal wedding menu (yes, with an oyster shucking lady), and take listener speak pipes on movie-theater talkers and overpriced popcorn. Plus: Josh gets candid about audition stress with a newborn at home, Ben reveals his jealousy over not having a Carvel truck at his birthday, and we expose the CIA’s very sus Starbucks policy. It’s thoughtful, unhinged, and as always, a little bit NUTS. Love ya! 

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