Good Guys

Mazel Morons! It's another gorgeous Thursday here with the Good Guys IN PERSON! Josh and Ben are reunited back in the city and oh boy is it beautiful. We start off delving into our favorite Chinese restaurants, and end up deciding to fast and go vegan in 2026... We'll see which one sticks. Plus, we recap our recent Amazon Live, delve into AI wives, The Shade Room, therapy, and answer an *extremely* juicy piece of Moron Mail all about a ruined friendship. You better tune in, otherwise... what are ya nuts?

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Bilt - Earn points on rent and around your neighborhood, wherever you call home, by going to joinbilt.com/goodguys

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Branch Basics - Get 15% off and Free Shipping on their premium starter pack when you use code GOODGUYS at Branch Basics.com/GOODGUYS.

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Ro Body - Go to ro.co/GOOD for your free insurance check.

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Mazel Morons! Robby Hoffman is back, and we dive straight into the things she understands better than anyone: growing up nothing adjacent, surviving cockroaches, Vegas weddings, and manifesting a career apex that felt eventual and inevitable. We talk self-worth, career patience, good marriages (shoutout Gabby, Claudia, and Paige!) bad tipping systems, and the gift of finding someone who refines you instead of reshaping you. It’s thoughtful, sharp, and effortlessly funny - a truly great sit-down with one of our favorites.

Check out Robby's Netflix Special "Wake Up" Out December 14th!

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LMNT - Right now LMNT is offering a free sample pack with any purchase, That’s 8 single serving packets FREE with any LMNT order. This is a great way to try all 8 flavors or share LMNT with a friend. Get yours at DrinkLMNT.com/goodguys.

Mack Weldon - Go to MackWeldon.com and get 20% off your first order of $125 or more, with promo code GOODGUYS.

Chewy - Every pet deserves a wish come true. Send your pet’s wish to Chewy.com/ChewyClaus and it might become a reality. Plus, your wish means Chewy will donate 5 meals to pets in need.

Prolon - Just visit ProlonLife.com/GOODGUYS to claim your 15% discount and your bonus gift.

Aura Frames - $35 off with code GOODGUYS

Function - Visit www.functionhealth.com/GOODGUYS or use gift code GOODGUYS25 for a $25 credit towards your membership.

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Mazel Morons! Today we’re deep in our natural habitat: consumerism, contusions, and cursed outlet mall energy. We navigate in-person recordings, red-eyes, and the emotional minefield of December travel optimism. From classic baby name philosophy to monetizing our QVC daydreams on Amazon Live, this is peak Good Guys logic - where the sales are salmon, the bruises are blue, and the gratitude is real. Five stars- otherwise what are ya nuts? 

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Nutrafol - For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code GOODGUYS10.

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Shopify - Use our link, shopify.com/goodguys, now to start getting serious about building your future.

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Mazel morons! Today, we sit down with former CIA officer and bestselling author Andrew Bustamante for one of the wildest conversations we’ve ever had. We talk Epstein files, how the government actually hides secrets, CIA interrogation tests, what really happens inside Langley, how to escape a mugger (Ben’s “fake phone call” technique gets reviewed), digital security nightmares, and the truth behind spy tradecraft. Plus, a shocking amount of Dunkin’ Donuts discourse. What are ya, nuts?! Love ya!

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Quo - Quo is offering my listeners 20% off your first 6 months at Quo.com/goodguys

Hero Bread - Hero Bread is offering 10% off your order. Go to hero.co and use code GOODGUYS at checkout.

Fatty15 - Fatty15 is on a mission to optimize your C15 levels to help you live healthier, longer. You can get an additional 15% off their 90-day subscription Starter Kit by going to fatty15.com/GOODGUYS and using code GOODGUYS at checkout.

Aura Frames - $35 off with code GOODGUYS

Shopify - Use our link, shopify.com/goodguys, now to start getting serious about building your future.

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Mazel Morons and Happy Thanksgiving! We’re kicking things off in proper Good Guys fashion with a full Halloween recap on Thanksgiving, including Ben’s cross-dressing origin story and the moment CVS betrayed him with a wall of XXL Shaq-branded peach gummies. Josh walks us through the peak joys of trick-or-treating with kids, and somehow we immediately pivot into Jewish diners, bergamot-brisket–themed cologne, and whether restaurants should legally be required to add an extra shrimp for the table. We break down the Justin Baldoni lawsuit update, debate why all GLP-1 drugs sound like discontinued Pokémon, and delve into some really juicy Moron Mail: overbearing relatives, inheritance drama, student loan rage, and the chaotic beauty of multi-generational holiday dysfunction. What are ya, nuts?! Love y’all and Happy Holidays! 

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Quo - Quo is offering my listeners 20% off your first 6 months at Quo.com/goodguys.

Ollie - Head to Ollie.com/GOODGUYS, tell them all about your dog, and use code GOODGUYS to get 60% off your Welcome Kit when you subscribe today!

Krusteaz - Bring a little extra joy to your kitchen this holiday season with Krusteaz! Visit krusteaz.com to find festive recipes and inspiration for every celebration.

Brooklyn Bedding - Go to brooklynbedding.com and use my promo code goodguys at checkout to get 30% off sitewide

Shopify - Use our link, shopify.com/goodguys, now to start getting serious about building your future

Ro Body - Go to Ro.co/GOOD for your free insurance check.

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Mazel Morons! Today, we’re sitting down with the one and only Ryan Serhant to talk about the wild reality of selling $90M homes, dealing with impatient billionaires, and why buying a $308M property over text is apparently normal now. We get into influencer real estate (he wants us to become agents, which… honestly, might crush it), the future of cities like New York and LA, and the psychology behind extreme wealth. Ryan also shares some unreal behind-the-scenes stories - including the pettiest dealbreaker we've ever heard involving a blanket - and why happiness and importance aren't the same thing (even on a $250M yacht). It’s equal parts inspiring, insane, and very, very Ryan.
This episode is 5 stars - otherwise, what are you nuts?!

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Aura Frames - $45 off with code GOODGUYS

Vital Vitamins - Vital Vitamins is offering my listeners 20% of all orders with code GOODGUYS at myvitalvitamins.com.

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Mazel Morons! Today we’re beautifully making our way through all the important topics: why Mormons are elite coworkers, the mystery of Jewish Jeromes, Jeremy Allen White’s “total package” energy, and Josh’s emerging destiny as the King of Bollywood. The guys pitch their worst business ideas yet (bottled pasta water, anyone?), debate phone-free parenting, unpack cheating ethics, and process some incredibly informational Sydney Sweeney research. Plus, Ben accidentally ships a GoPuff order across the country and Josh defends the Black Eyed Peas like it’s his life’s work. What are ya nuts? Love ya! 

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Bilt - Earn points on rent and around your neighborhood, wherever you call home, by going to joinbilt.com/goodguys

Shopify - Use our link, shopify.com/goodguys, now to start getting serious about building your future.

Olipop - Get $2 off a 4-pack of OLIPOP- Works on any flavor of 4-pack, including Spongebob, any retailer at drinkolipop.com/GOODGUYS

Krusteaz - Bring a little extra joy to your kitchen this holiday season with Krusteaz! Visit krusteaz.com to find festive recipes and inspiration for every celebration.

Soul - Right now, Soul is offering my audience 30% off your entire order! Go to GetSoul.com and use the code GOODGUYS.

Caraway - Visit Carawayhome.com/GOOD10 to take advantage of this limited-time offer for up to 20% off your next purchase.

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Mazel morons! This week, we’re joined by the Head of Instagram himself, Adam Mosseri, for a revealing, hilarious, and surprisingly heartfelt breakdown of how IG actually works. We ask every question you’ve ever yelled into the void: Is shadow banning real? Why did your reach plummet overnight? Does the algorithm have feelings? And yes- where the hell is it even stored? 

Adam explains the truth about Reels, why funny content still crushes, how political posts tank engagement, and what keeps him up at night running a platform with 3 billion users. We also get into parenting, screen-time drama, spy-theory paranoia between social platforms, creator perks, Zuckerberg’s chain era, and MORE. If you’ve ever posted, doom-scrolled, obsessed over insights, or cursed the algorithm… this episode is for you. If not… what are ya, nuts? Love ya! 

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LMNT - Right now LMNT is offering a free sample pack with any purchase, That’s 8 single serving packets FREE with any LMNT order. This is a great way to try all 8 flavors or share LMNT with a friend. Get yours at DrinkLMNT.com/goodguys.

Chewy - Every pet deserves a wish come true. Send your pet’s wish to Chewy.com/ChewyClaus and it might become a reality. Plus, your wish means Chewy will donate 5 meals to pets in need.

Signos - Go to signos.com and get $10 off select plans with code GOOD

Function - Function is a near-360 view to see what’s happening in your body, and my first 1000 listeners get a $100 credit toward their membership. Visit www.functionhealth.com/GOODGUYS or use gift code GOODGUYS100 at sign-up to own your health.

Warby Parker - You can also head over to WarbyParker.com/GOODGUYS right now to try on any pair virtually!

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Mazel morons! Josh is back from his sabbatical and Ben’s been deep in a documentary rabbit hole about “troubled teen” camps- naturally leading to a wild convo about boarding school trauma, East Coast privilege, and Planet Fitness cold plunges. Plus, Ben tries out an AI massage, Josh’s son lands a plastic surgeon after a playground injury (yes, it’s the most LA thing ever), and we debate proper schvitz etiquette. Aka, NO SPEAKERPHONE IN THE SAUNA. Otherwise, what are ya nuts?! Love ya! 

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Nutrafol - For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code GOODGUYS10.

Branch Basics - For a limited time only, our listeners get 15% off and Free Shipping on their premium starter pack when you use code GOODGUYS at BranchBasic.com/GOODGUYS 

IM8 - Go to IM8HEALTH.com/GOODGUYS and use code GOODGUYS for a Free Welcome Kit, five free travel sachets plus ten percent off your order

Shopify - Use our link, shopify.com/goodguys, now to start getting serious about building your future

Chewy - Every pet deserves a wish come true. Send your pet’s wish to Chewy.com/ChewyClaus and it might become a reality. Plus, your wish means Chewy will donate 5 meals to pets in need.

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Mazel morons! Comedian and legend Kathy Griffin joins us for a no-holds-barred conversation about her life on (and off) the D-List. Kathy opens up about her $218K facelift, her infamous Trump photo scandal, the fallout that changed her career, and why she’s back on the dating apps- with Sia and Nia Vardalos as her wingwomen. She also dishes on Post Malone, Andy Cohen, Joan Rivers, and how she’s reclaiming her narrative with humor, resilience, and zero shame. What are ya, nuts?!

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Vital Vitamins- Vital Vitamins is offering our listeners 20% of all orders with code GOODGUYS at myvitalvitamins.com 

Mack Weldon - Go to MackWeldon.com and get 20% off your first order of $125 or more, with promo code GOODGUYS.

Mint Mobile - Make the switch at MINTMOBILE.com/goodguys.

Function - Function is a near-360 view to see what’s happening in your body, and my first 1000 listeners get a $100 credit toward their membership. Visit www.functionhealth.com/GOODGUYS or use gift code GOODGUYS100 at sign-up to own your health.

Momentous - Right now, Momentous is offering our listeners up to 35% off your first subscription order with promo code goodguys.

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