You ever been asked to "volunteer" at a wedding?

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Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis and is produced by SickBird Productions

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Call me “Daddy.” No, really…

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An all-time-great neighbor dispute involving baby trees, a glowing metal detector, and an uncle on crutches...

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She thought her Tweets were just another needle in the haystack.

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Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis and is produced by SickBird Productions

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An amuse bouche of not one, not two, but THREE tiny crimes!

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Unlike their friendship, these plants are very easy to keep alive.

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Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis and is produced by SickBird Productions

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The case of a “karaoke voice” in a circular salon….

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We can't quite makeout who's in the wrong here.

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Rarely do napkins cause such a mess.

Featuring a Criminal or Minimal segment with Popcorn For Dinner host, Maddy Kelly.

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The gift she gave landed her in quite the hairy situation.

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