This guy needs to stay in his lane.

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All about the value of a bagel...

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High school memories really should be...treasured.

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In all relationships, communication is KEY.

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Please don’t feed the cat…or the crows.

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Two lovers moving at lesbian light speed are drowning in post-it notes from the past...

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Recorded on Griff's farm in Northern New York! Thank you for all of the support, you crusty little hose!

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Two girls are in Argentina. One speaks Spanish, the other is fluent in Petty.

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These crimes will seriously lift your spirits! Sabrina Deana-Roga & Corinne Vien join us in the Petty Crimes Court!

Follow Two Girls One Ghost on Instagram!

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What’s wine is yours and what’s yours is wine.

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