Petty Crimes

Doinking Derek is but one corporate training away. But what happens when office terror Mariana tries to join the fun? And ladies, PLEASE date our special guest Carl Tart (SNL).

Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis

Have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to [email protected]

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Keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t …

This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea. Additional production support from Meghan Hinna.

=== SPONSORS ===

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Rula

Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/pettycrimes #rulapod

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Driven to madness by the frat boys upstairs, our young heroine takes matters into her own hands ...

Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis

Have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to [email protected]

Buy our Merch!

Join our Patreon for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and more

Keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t …

This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea. Additional production support from Meghan Hinna.

=== SPONSORS ===

AquaTru

Head to AquaTru.com and use promo code PETTYCRIMES to get UP TO 20% off today!

Mood

20% off your entire purchase for first-time buyers. Use code PETTY at checkout.

Rula

Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/pettycrimes #rulapod

Shopify

Turns out you don’t need a real job. Build your own business with a free trial at shopify.com/pettycrimes shopify.com/pettycrimes

Skims

Shop SKIMS Cotton, and all of our favorite pieces, at https://skims.com

Quince

Go to quince.com/pettycrimes for free shipping and 365-day returns.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A picture tells a thousand words, but she only needed one to dump his ass ... "Vanda".

Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis

Have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to [email protected]

Buy our Merch!

Join our Patreon for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and more!

Keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok to see evidence, events, behind-the-scenes, and other petty bullsh*t …

This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea. Additional production support from Meghan Hinna.

=== SPONSORS ===

AquaTru

Head to AquaTru.com and use promo code PETTYCRIMES to get UP TO 20% off today!

Mood

20% off your entire purchase for first-time buyers. Use code PETTY at checkout.

Rula

Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/pettycrimes #rulapod

Shopify

Turns out you don’t need a real job. Build your own business with a free trial at shopify.com/pettycrimes shopify.com/pettycrimes

Skims

Shop SKIMS Cotton, and all of our favorite pieces, at https://skims.com

Quince

Go to quince.com/pettycrimes for free shipping and 365-day returns.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Verily! What would thoust do if a white lady tried to cut in line using her sob story? Wouldst thou be petty? Or doth the white lady protest too much?!

Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis

Have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to [email protected]

Buy our Merch!

Join our Patreon for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and more!

Keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t …

This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea. Additional production support from Meghan Hinna.

=== SPONSORS ===

AquaTru

Head to AquaTru.com and use promo code PETTYCRIMES to get UP TO 20% off today!

Mood

20% off your entire purchase for first-time buyers. Use code PETTY at checkout.

Rula

Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/pettycrimes #rulapod

Shopify

Turns out you don’t need a real job. Build your own business with a free trial at shopify.com/pettycrimes shopify.com/pettycrimes

Skims

Shop SKIMS Cotton, and all of our favorite pieces, at https://skims.com

Quince

Go to quince.com/pettycrimes for free shipping and 365-day returns.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

How many donuts do four grown women need to keep their 20-year friendship alive? Definitely more than 3, right? Featuring Sarah Sherman (SNL, new HBO special)!

Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis

Have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to [email protected]

Buy our Merch!

Join our Patreon for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and more!

Keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t …

This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea. Additional production support from Meghan Hinna.

=== SPONSORS ===

LittleSpoon

Give them meals + snacks that are actually right for where kids are developmentally—balanced, intentional and made to support real growth. Go to littlespoon.com/PETTYCRIMES and enter code PETTYCRIMES for 30% off your first order.

Mood

20% off your entire purchase for first-time buyers. Use code PETTY at checkout.

Omaha Steaks

Go to https://OmahaSteaks.com and use promo code PETTYCRIMES at checkout for $35 off. Minimum purchase may apply.

Progressive

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Rula

Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/pettycrimes #rulapod

Shopify

Sign up for your $1/month trial today at shopify.com/pettycrimes

Skims

Shop Everyday Cotton, and all of my favorite bras and underwear at

http://www.skims.com #skimspartner

Quince

Go to quince.com/pettycrimes for free shipping and 365-day returns.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

And I couldn't help but wonder ... when does an "off-limits" guy become "on limits" again? Can a city really be big and small? And how does The Bailiff know more about Sex & The City than anyone else on this podcast?

Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis

Have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to [email protected]

Buy our Merch!

Join our Patreon for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and more!

Keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t …

This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea. Additional production support from Meghan Hinna.

=== SPONSORS ===

LittleSpoon

Give them meals + snacks that are actually right for where kids are developmentally—balanced, intentional and made to support real growth. Go to littlespoon.com/PETTYCRIMES and enter code PETTYCRIMES for 30% off your first order.

Mood

20% off your entire purchase for first-time buyers. Use code PETTY at checkout.

Omaha Steaks

Go to https://OmahaSteaks.com and use promo code PETTYCRIMES at checkout for $35 off. Minimum purchase may apply.

Progressive

Visit Progressive.com and see if you can enjoy a little cash back.

RocketMoney

Join at rocketmoney.com/pettycrimes

Rula

Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/pettycrimes #rulapod

Shopify

Sign up for your $1/month trial today at shopify.com/pettycrimes

Skims

Shop Everyday Cotton, and all of my favorite bras and underwear at

http://www.skims.com #skimspartner

Quince

Go to quince.com/pettycrimes for free shipping and 365-day returns.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Be careful what you wish for. Especially if what you wish for is your ex to come to your house party and cause some drama. Cos there'll be drama. Just not the kind you wanted!

Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis

Have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to [email protected]

Buy our Merch!

Join our Patreon for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and more!

Keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t …

This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea. Additional production support from Meghan Hinna.

=== SPONSORS ===

LittleSpoon

Give them meals + snacks that are actually right for where kids are developmentally—balanced, intentional and made to support real growth. Go to littlespoon.com/PETTYCRIMES and enter code PETTYCRIMES for 30% off your first order.

Mood

20% off your entire purchase for first-time buyers. Use code PETTY at checkout.

Omaha Steaks

Go to https://OmahaSteaks.com and use promo code PETTYCRIMES at checkout for $35 off. Minimum purchase may apply.

Progressive

Visit Progressive.com and see if you can enjoy a little cash back.

RocketMoney

Join at rocketmoney.com/pettycrimes

Rula

Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/pettycrimes #rulapod

Shopify

Sign up for your $1/month trial today at shopify.com/pettycrimes

Skims

Shop Everyday Cotton, and all of my favorite bras and underwear at

http://www.skims.com #skimspartner

Quince

Go to quince.com/pettycrimes for free shipping and 365-day returns.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Was this concert ticket free, or will my husband have to be our private chauffeur as payment?

Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis

Have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to [email protected]

Buy our Merch!

Join our Patreon for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and more!

Keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t …

This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea. Additional production support from Meghan Hinna.

=== SPONSORS ===

LittleSpoon

Give them meals + snacks that are actually right for where kids are developmentally—balanced, intentional and made to support real growth. Go to littlespoon.com/PETTYCRIMES and enter code PETTYCRIMES for 30% off your first order.

Mood

20% off your entire purchase for first-time buyers. Use code PETTY at checkout.

Omaha Steaks

Go to https://OmahaSteaks.com and use promo code PETTYCRIMES at checkout for $35 off. Minimum purchase may apply.

Progressive

Visit Progressive.com and see if you can enjoy a little cash back.

RocketMoney

Join at rocketmoney.com/pettycrimes

Rula

Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/pettycrimes #rulapod

Shopify

Sign up for your $1/month trial today at shopify.com/pettycrimes

Skims

Shop Everyday Cotton, and all of my favorite bras and underwear at

http://www.skims.com #skimspartner

Quince

Go to quince.com/pettycrimes for free shipping and 365-day returns.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Do you need permission from your ex to live with your ex's ex-roommate?

Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis

Have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to [email protected]

Buy our Merch!

Join our Patreon for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and more!

Keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t …

This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea. Additional production support from Meghan Hinna.

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LittleSpoon

Give them meals + snacks that are actually right for where kids are developmentally—balanced, intentional and made to support real growth. Go to littlespoon.com/PETTYCRIMES and enter code PETTYCRIMES for 30% off your first order.

RocketMoney

Join at rocketmoney.com/pettycrimes

Rula

Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/pettycrimes #rulapod

Schedule35

Get 15% off all orders with code pettycrimes at Schedule35.co

Skims

Shop Everyday Cotton, and all of my favorite bras and underwear at

http://www.skims.com #skimspartner

Quince

Go to quince.com/pettycrimes for free shipping

and 365-day returns.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

When does a moving truck become just a regular truck that your neighbor parks outside your window with the engine on all night?

Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis

Have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to [email protected]

Buy our Merch!

Join our Patreon for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and more!

Keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t …

This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea. Additional production support from Meghan Hinna.

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Boll & Branch

Get 15% off your first order plus free shipping at

bollandbranch.com/pettycrimes

LittleSpoon

Give them meals + snacks that are actually right for where kids are developmentally—balanced, intentional and made to support real growth. Go to littlespoon.com/PETTYCRIMES and enter code PETTYCRIMES for 30% off your first order.

RocketMoney

Join at rocketmoney.com/pettycrimes

Rula

Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/pettycrimes #rulapod

Schedule35

Get 15% off all orders with code pettycrimes at Schedule35.co

Skims

Shop Everyday Cotton, and all of my favorite bras and underwear at

http://www.skims.com #skimspartner

Quince

Go to quince.com/pettycrimes for free shipping

and 365-day returns.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.