Pretty Basic with Alisha Marie and Remi Cruz

This week, we're getting very real. We open up about why Pretty Basic has felt different lately, the honest conversations we've been having behind the scenes, and why we almost thought it might be the end of the podcast as we know it. (Don't panic—we're evolving, not disappearing.)

Then we catch you up on everything from our first-ever at-home recording setup to a dramatic breakup-fueled night out and a husband who literally saluted Remi into battle. We also unpack Alisha's most unhinged dream yet... yes, you heard that right... involving Disneyland (of course), a drag queen (we love), Rihanna (iconic), and way too many turkey legs (because why not?).

Basically... we're bringing Pretty Basic back to its roots—and taking you along!

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This week, we're getting real about the workout slump, wellness, and Alisha's crazy house situation that sent her into a full-blown spiral. From trusting your gut and who your dog(s) like to convincing yourself you should move to New York... or maybe Japan, we're unpacking (or packing up) everything.

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Bretman Rock is officially back in the Pretty Basic studio, and somehow every time he visits, there's a brand new life update. 💅

This week, Bretman talks the breakup that changed everything, why their Japan trip became a major turning point, and the surprising realization that finally made him choose himself. From dating red flags and finding the confidence to leave a relationship to what he's actually looking for now (hint: someone who can build a chicken coop), nothing is off limits.

Grab your favorite drink, settle in, and get ready for one of the funniest, baddddest, and unfiltered Pretty Basic episodes yet.

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Alisha has entered her dating era (!!!) and is sharing all the details from her first date... yes, actually! We recap Oli's birthday (and no, he's not turning 21... but let's all pretend, okay?) and spill what really happened at the Off Campus party. After all, Alisha has those guys to thank for getting her back on the dating scene. Click play and catch up on everything that's happened since the last episode—we know you want to... and trust us, you'll want all the tea.

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This week, it's finally time for the full wedding debrief! 💍 Alisha survived being Maid of Honor... barely. 😅 We spill all the behind-the-scenes chaos from Ashley's wedding, from unexpected emergencies to one wedding nightmare no one saw coming. We're convinced being Maid of Honor deserves its own vacation.

Grab your favorite drink and maybe a stress ball... because after this episode, you might need one (we know Alisha does). 🤍

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This week on Pretty Basic, it's one of those episodes where we somehow cover everything and absolutely nothing at the same time. 💖 Alisha's been hosting her family from Japan and we're officially entering the era of realizing our TV crushes are now... too young for us. Cool! Love that!

We're also chatting celebrity sightings, why auntie life is low-key the best life, and all the random tangents that somehow become our favorite conversations.

Grab your emotional support drink, a little treat, and come catch up with your internet besties. 🫶✨

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Remi's husband Cal is back on Pretty Basic, and a lot has happened since his last appearance. 💍🏡✨The newlyweds are celebrating almost one year of marriage, officially unpacking the last moving box in their forever home (yes, really), and answering all of your juicy questions. From the biggest arguments they've had as newlyweds to what they've learned about being a true team, they open up about the realities of marriage beyond the highlight reel. They also share home-buying advice, unexpected moving stress, dream house features, and the little moments that have made this new chapter feel so special. Grab your favorite drink and settle in for a cozy catch-up with the Parsons. 🏡

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This week on Pretty Basic, Alisha Marie breaks down her truly unhinged night out in Hollywood—and the real reason the swifties are mad at her. ✨ We also get into dressing for your Venus sign (whatever that means), Botox updates, nostalgic VHS memories, and a Toy Story 5 iPad “villain” that has everyone questioning screen time habits. Listen & enjoy!

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This week on Pretty Basic, Alisha is officially in full Maid of Honor mode as Ashley’s wedding countdown gets very real. 💍 From dress fittings and bachelorette planning to wedding websites, awkward money conversations, and the pressure of making someone else’s big day perfect. We also dive deep into our listeners bridal Q&A questions sharing everything we’ve learned from being brides, bridesmaids, and maid of honors.

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This week on Pretty Basic, we’re catching up on everything from identity crises over shoe sizes and clothing labels to our latest obsession: book-to-screen adaptations. From hockey romance heartthrobs (Off Campus fans unite) to fantasy worlds that completely consume your life, we’re diving into the stories currently taking over our group chat.

Then, we put our friendships (and maybe ourselves) under the microscope with a game of "Would You Be Offended?" The answers reveal way more about us than expected as we unpack friendship etiquette, social media expectations, petty grievances, and the little things that can quietly get under our skin.

It's a chaotic mix of book talk, hot takes and friendship debates — dare we say, Pretty Basic at its finest. 💕✨

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