Radio 831: A Romance Podcast

2021 was the worst year of Allie’s life: she was fired from her stupid waitressing job, dumped by a guy she was pity-f*cking, and evicted from her apartment. This is NOT how she thought life would look at 26. On New Year’s Eve, Allie heads to a party where she plans to get plastered and leave this mess of a year behind. 2022 is going to be her year, she can just feel it! Spoiler: it’s definitely not going to be her year. But this party is still important: Gabe — Allie’s best friend and our narrator — tells us that by the end of the month she will f*ck, marry, and kill three different people… and they’re all at this party. 

Starring Sarah Hyland and Harvey Guillén, “Bone Marry Bury” is the raunchy reverse whodunnit you didn’t know you needed, premiering on 2/22/22. Ready to play?

 

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This week, we muse on cross-body phone holders—time will tell if the trend wins us over—and talk Thingies with Rumaan Alam, author of Leave the World Behind, That Kind of Mother, and Rich and Pretty…books that are Thingies in their own right.

His Thingies: The Fitbod app, audiobooks of dad books via Libro.fm, uniform dressing, Cate Le Bon, and some real page-turners including Mouth to Mouth by Antoine Wilson, Luster by Raven Leilani, Last Resort by Andrew Lipstein, and Mrs. Palfrey at the Claremont by Elizabeth Taylor.

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Recording live from a frictionless day, we're talking all about the home trends that we've been loving right now, from Murano glass to canned-tomato decor.

If you're also having a Murano glass moment, check out this NYT article and this YouTube video showing the process and then dig into some of our favorites in the Murano and Murano-inspired world: Sogni Di Cristallo, Ichendorf Milano, LagunaB, Susan Alexandra, Edie Parker Flower, Face Vessel by Degen, Casa Celva, and Serena Confalonieri.

For fans of marble everything, No One Alike goes hard at the decor, Concrete Cat makes epic lazy susans, Voutsa x Lambert McGuire Design has incredible wallpaper, and if you're ever in Italy, Il Papiro in Florence makes incredible marbled paper goods as does Conti Borbone in Milan.

For floral motifs and more Italian vibes, check out Lisa Corti, Miho, and Issimo.

For turning your space into a GD garden, we love Bill Rebholz's canned tomato print, Erin Jang's asian pear print, and the oh-so-classic Enzo Mari apple print. Nonna's Grocer carries some hyper-real citrus candles, and Handmade Soap Emporium has outrageous grape soaps. And we can't talk about produce decor without mentioning Bordallo Pinheiro's cabbage dishes (also: the pepper storage box and the cabbage lamp).

For some magical hand-painted walls and furniture, check out the hotel Mesón Hidalgo in San Miguel de Allende, this Jake Arnold dining room, Beata Heuman kid's room and this bar in another Beata Heuman project, and these bedside tables from Studio Ashby.

For some lots more design inspo, check out Annamarie Tendler's profile in Harper's Bazaar, Jayna Maleri's home tour in Domino, Maire Coulson's house in Architectural Digest, Brett Heyman's home tour in Domino, Margherita Missoni home tour in Architectural Digest, and Beata Heuman's mom's house.

Let us know what home stuff you're into (or any glass-blowing class experience you have!) at 833-632-5463, [email protected], or @athingortwohq.

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Let's talk about signing your name (hello, strange custom) and dig into Val Monroe's Thingies! This genius woman—the former beauty director of O, The Oprah Magazine—writes the extremely thoughtful and epically named newsletter How Not to F*ck Up Your Face, and we're fairly obsessed.

Sign up for Val's newsletter at valeriemonroe.substack.com immediately. This is the moving installment on Facetiming with her granddaughter.

Val had a bunch of reading (and audiobook-listening) recommendations: the Wolf Hall trilogy by Hilary Mantel, How to Change Your Mind by Michael Pollan, Man's Search for Meaning by Viktor Frankl, Astrophysics for People in a Hurry by Neil deGrasse Tyson, Tom Stoppard: A Life by Hermione Lee, Mike Nichols: A Life by Mark Harris (see also: Pictures at a Revolution: Five Movies and the Birth of the New Hollywood by Mark Harris and Rewrites: A Memoir by Neil Simon), The News Sorority by Sheila Weller, The Overstory by Richard Powers, The Hare with Amber Eyes by Edmund de Waal, and All the Light We Cannot See by Anthony Doerr.

For a companion newsletter to Val's, subscribe to Jessica DeFino's The Unpublishable.

Beauty-ish things Val raves about: her aminolevulinic acid treatment experience, Colorescience Sunforgettable Total Protection Brush-On Shield SPF 50, the French perfumer Francis Kurkdjian, Laura Geller Baked Foundation, and Tocca Florence Laundry Delicate.

Share your favorite Thingies at 833-632-5463, [email protected], or @athingortwohq. Please!

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This week, we're getting wrapped up in a conversation about robes, the practice of towel time, and our favorite shopping memories featuring dated (but iconic!) tie skirts and timeless wrap dresses.

Some of the robes we love, for your lounging pleasure and leisure: Parachute's Classic Turkish Cotton Robe, Skin's Sierra Robe and Basic Double Layer Wrap Robe, Eberjey's Rosalia Robe and Alpine Chic Super Sherpa Robe, and all the fun ones Block Shop and Print Fresh make. And how 'bout this wings + horns Ace take?

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Get ready to take a trip down (your nose's) memory lane because we're talking about the scents of our youth. Oh, and: We're making a plan to prevent contingency-planning from becoming a full-blown hobby.

Scent-sational reading: this 1988 New York Times article, written during the dawn of the age of the perfume ad, the book The End of Fashion by Teri Agins on how perfume and stockings became luxury-brand cash cows, and this BBC article about the heyday of celebrity fragrances.

Scentmatchers.com—go for the URL, stay for the extensive dropdown menu.

Check out our near-obsession Four Thousand Weeks by Oliver Burkeman for a welcome perspective on time-management.

Did you have a signature scent? Is there some discontinued fragrance you're sniffing around for? We need to know—@athingortwohq, [email protected], and 833-632-5463!

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We're in need of things to enjoy—no, relish: Bring on the comfort content! Please! If you have recs, share 'em with us at 833-632-5463, [email protected], or @athingortwohq.

Read more about CUNY's anonymous cash donor in the New York Times.

Check out Lewis Miller's Flower Flash book, his Instagram, all of it.

To watch All That Jazz (not on a Delta flight), it's all about the Criterion Collection.

Listen to Once Upon a Time…at Bennington College podcast for all the hot 1980s undergrad goss about literary icons. (Check out the oral history that inspired the podcast, too.)

Everything Mindy Kailing touches is gold, and we're especially sweating The Sex Lives of College Girls (what a name).

As for things we're excited for in the future? Season 2 of Starstruck, Season 2 of White Lotus, and a Marcel the Shell with Shoes On movie!

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This week, we talk Thingies with the writer, creative consultant, and theorist behind the 3 p.m. outfit expiration, Harling Ross Anton. She also breaks down her rubric for what makes a good recommendation. All this to say: Everything is nice in here.

Harling's Thingies! Fleece-lined black tights (all of them, really), Merit's The Minimalist Perfecting Complexion Foundation and Concealer Stick (Harling uses the shade bisque.), Chinya's milk frother, Mighty Sesame Co.'s Tahini in a Squeeze Bottle, a made-just-for-her button-down shirt from Chava, DGL licorice extract for heartburn, D-Mannose for UTIs, and fantasy novels like A Court of Thorns and Roses.

Plz, plz follow Harling for so many more recs! She's extremely good at them.

Share your favorite thingies at 833-632-5463, [email protected], or @athingortwohq.

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It's the first episode we're recording in 2022, and we have THOUGHTS! TO! SHARE! We discuss the It's Not That Deep archetype, the wackiest (slash most ingenious) "work smarter and not harder" moments, and acknowledgement sections—unskippable, if you ask us.

Related to the It's Not That Deep mentality: Tune into our perfectionism ep (and maybe pick up Big Magic by Elizabeth Gilbert, too.).

Two essays on the acknowledgment section: "With a Little Help From Their Friends (and Agents and Librarians and Fact-Checkers ...)" by Jennifer Senior and "Against Acknowledgments" by Sam Sacks.

One of our favorite acknowledgement sections of late was from Black Buck—and don't worry, we asked the author Mateo Askaripour about it when we interviewed him.

Have thoughts (or a story about an extreme case of working smarter and not harder)? We want to hear them at 833-632-5463, [email protected], or @athingortwohq! If you like this, you'll love Secret Menu. We think!

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If you need a Week Two 2022 pick-me-up, how about an all-consuming romance novel and some Thingies from our guest Kelly Wright, founder of the internet's coolest hardware store, Yuns?

For romance novels featuring autistic leads, pick up The Kiss Quotient, The Bride Test, and The Heart Principle by Helen Hoang (The View Was Exhausting by Mikaella Clements and Onjuli Datta. For one that features our beloved University of Chicago, check out People We Meet on Vacation by Emily Henry (and also her books Beach Read and Book Lovers, which is out in May). And for something Harry Styles fanfic–adjacent, grab If This Gets Out by Sophie Gonzales and Cale Dietrich.

If you want to *listen* to your next romance, check out Bone, Marry, Bury this February from Rachael King and Becca Freeman of RomComPods.

Time for Kelly's Thingies! Edith's Iced Cafe, Ronny's Seltzer, Bonk Planners, "The Untold Story of Sushi in America" via The New York Times, Viennetta, and Oda Speakers.

As for Kelly's DIY advice, her favorite tool at the moment is a pair of slip joint pliers, and she also thinks a hammer, a Phillips-head screwdriver, a flathead screwdriver, and a tape measure should be in your toolbox regardless of experience (all available at helloyuns.com, duh).

Are there Thingies you're dying to share? Hit us at 833-632-5463, [email protected], or @athingortwohq.

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