Joel threw open the doors to his Melbourne Comedy Festival show Thanks For Being Here and, mate, the who's who of reality royalty and Aussie faves turned up. Picture Gamble and Pettifleur sippin’ bubbles with Dr Kate, Susie and Kyla from Housewives, Ash Pollard, Lucy Durack, Khanh Ong, Zoe Badwi, Myf Warhurst, Grant Denyer, Urzila Carlson… and that's just scratching the surface. It was basically a Logies afterparty but with more laughs and less awkward speeches.

Meanwhile, Robert Irwin’s stripped off for Bonds — There are lizards, snakes, spiders... and a fair bit of crikey energy. Steve would be proud.

Plus, it’s New Music Friday and we meet Delia—Britain’s first female bouncer who wants to rebrand herself as an “ejection technician”. Honestly, same.

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Tina Arena popped in and absolutely tore the roof off. We’re talking truth bombs, taped boobs, and tour dates, betch.

She’s hitting the road around Australia through April and May for her Don’t Ask Again tour (yes, the hits are coming), and she'll be lighting up the Australian Idol grand finale this Sunday night on Channel 7.

We covered everything from Splendour memories and Matt Corby duets to keeping the dream alive without chasing the fantasy. And look—Tina says if you’re not in this game for the right reason? Get out. Queen energy only.

Also, she might call us next time she’s on mushrooms. Fingers crossed.

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In today's Glossys, Tom Cruise paid tribute to Val Kilmer with a minute’s silence at CinemaCon, following Val’s passing from pneumonia at 65. Jason Momoa rolled up to a London pub in a Rolls Royce, parked in a disabled spot, necked two Guinness and vanished. Jeff Bezos has booked every water taxi in Venice ahead of his June wedding on his $500M yacht. And Cyndi Lauper dropped into a Melbourne op shop and bought out the entire store.

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Jo gave up money in 2015 and hasn’t bought a thing since—living off donations, expired food, and washable cloths for wees. For her birthday? Bags of rice. Sustainable or just straight-up rough? Let’s discuss.

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Would you give up money forever? A woman named Jo has, and she’s been living off donations, expired food, and—get this—washable wee cloths since 2015! Meanwhile, one mum had the shock of her life when she found out what her toddler was snacking on… and let’s just say, Grandpa is not where she left him.

We also dive into some truly unhinged celeb news—Maggie Gyllenhaal’s rocking a $3600 hair tie, Blake Lively’s slinging doughnuts for fun, and Glen Powell gives a cryptic answer about Sydney Sweeney. Oh, and Obama? He’s out here photobombing family portraits like it’s his full-time job.

Plus, Jessica Simpson swears by snake sperm (yep, you read that right) to keep her voice in top shape, and science confirms what we already knew: sleep after a session just hits different.

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Andy Lee drops by for a chat, and as always, he brings the laughs! We get the scoop on his latest kids' book project (featuring a very flamboyant Joel), the return of The Hundred, and his unexpected four-year mission to create the perfect dim sim. Plus, we dive into his new Aussie pub in New York and, of course, put his skills to the test in a heated game of Quick Draw!

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Flying first class? Luxurious. Sitting next to that guy? Nightmare fuel. A woman on a flight from NYC to Milan thought she was in for a relaxing trip—until her seatmate started throwing back champagne like it was happy hour. Then, when the lights dimmed… let’s just say he got real comfortable.

Hit play for the full story—and maybe pack some blindfolds for your next flight.

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Good slay!

A woman in India covered her car in cow poo to keep it cool. Smells like a steamy solution. Kamala Harris is heading to the Gold Coast for a real estate talk. For $319K, she’d better throw in a free house. 

Bill Murray revealed Bruce Willis used to refill M&Ms at SNL. Even Die Hard started somewhere. Liza Minnelli is getting a Lifetime Achievement Award on Drag Race. Iconic behaviour.

Mark Zuckerberg is now richer than Jeff Bezos. That’s a lot of Facebook Marketplace scams. And a bloke in first class got a bit too comfortable mid-flight. The flight attendant? Unbothered.

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Block your ears because Joel is gonna scream! Kamala Harris has announced she will be flying to the Gold Coast and speaking at the Australasian Real Estate Conference... hear more details from Joel now!

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Today's show is wild from start to finish!

A former flight attendant reveals the disgusting things people do with hotel kettles (you’ll never make a cup of tea again). A company has invented realistic foot covers for people who hate their toes but still want to rock open-toed shoes. We break down last night's Australian Idol drama—Ricki left us hanging with an iconic cliffhanger! 

The Beatles biopic has locked in its all-star cast, and we have all the details. A scientific study has found that the smell of donuts can increase blood flow to the downstairs department... we’ll just leave that there. And of course, the Glossys are packed with Hollywood tea—Lizzo’s trainer shuts down Ozempic rumors, Trump chats Tiger, and Yungblud gets emotional with a fan.

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