Today’s show was wild. We met a bloke who got fined for pretending to be a ghost in a cemetery, then got stuck into Trump’s so-called “athlete” body stats that make Hemsworth look lazy. Ricki, Blackers and Joel sized each other up for Below Deck casting (spoiler: no one’s surviving), and The Glossys were full of chaos from Kim K roasting psychics to Ariana’s “inconclusive” kissing. Plus, the team tested their ears with misheard lyrics and found out Aussies love a live gig more than just about anything else.

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The crew imagine life at sea as Below Deck opens casting calls — and things get messy fast. Ricky’s bossing the deck as bosun, Joel’s folding laundry in tears, and Blackers is just happy to play with the water toys. Plus, the gang roast each other’s work ethic, rank each other’s stew skills, and debate who’d actually last a day under Captain Sandy.

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The phones went off today when a cop called in to set the record straight. Turns out, back in the day, you could sip a beer while driving in Melbourne as long as you were under the limit. Chaos. From there, it was all downhill... ghost stories in cemeteries, fines for peeing in public, and one listener who flipped off a speed camera and copped a $700 bill for the trouble. Plus, Rikki’s PVC plans for Gaga, Joel’s hook turn confession, and Blackers learning the hard way what a “nanny state” really is.

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A wild ride of a show today! We discovered Miss Chile’s hidden Screamo talent (and Jermaine's fear of octopus), learned that Mariah Carey’s chef is slinging pizza in Bondi, and watched karma serve a Lamborghini driver instant justice. The Glossys had everything from Taylor’s alleged bridesmaid list to Orlando Bloom’s awkward Halloween and Liam Gallagher quitting the Gary Baldies. Plus, a Guinness record for world’s biggest mouth gape, a shoe mistaken for art, and one very controversial Blue Blob.

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Taylor Swift’s bridesmaids list has apparently leaked and the team cannot cope. Blackers swears he's got insider WhatsApp access. Between the alleged guest list (hi Gigi and Selena) and talk of a Euro summer wedding, the speculation is wild. 

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Miss Chile’s gone viral for belting out full-blown Screamo in the Miss World talent round, and we can’t look away.

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Ricki’s 40th birthday bash was massive, with celeb messages flooding in—including a few surprises that got everyone giggling. Blackers led a touching tribute to the late, great John Laws, sharing stories, audio gold and a bit of Lawsy wisdom. Then it was into the Mailbag, where Joel’s Neighbours career got a deep dive—stalker plots, wedding fails and all. What a show.

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Today, we paused the birthday chaos to honour a true radio legend, John Laws. Blackers shared stories from his wild turkey hangover days with Lawsy and that iconic moment they spent together before his final 2SM show. Ricki and Joel looked back at his razor-sharp wit, famous feuds, and that golden voice that defined Aussie radio for seven decades. The man taught us all one thing—just listen.

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Joel’s Neighbours career gets a forensic rewatch from fans after he reveals his character was a “money-laundering stalker turned wedding planner” — and Ricki-Lee vows to binge every episode. The team even go full Powerball mode listing Joel’s exact episode numbers while discovering the “Just Watch” app mid-chat. Then it turns into a 40th birthday love fest: Joel gifts Ricki-Lee a flirty sat-nav message from her car (“you know how to drive me crazy”)

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We found out the Louvre’s super-secret security password, and honestly, it’s so bad it could’ve been guessed by a toddler. Then there’s Amazon, who’s stirred up chaos by mixing Easter with Christmas for a Hot Cross Pudding you didn’t know you needed. We also copped the scoop on a free ARIA-themed ice cream pop-up with flavours inspired by Aussie music legends (Troye-Senberry Sivan, anyone?). Kim Kardashian’s new legal drama got roasted harder than a Bunnings snag, and to top it all off, we dove into the wildest story of the day: a marriage ruined by a too big package. You’ll never look at Coke cans the same way again.

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