Ricki-Lee & Tim

You best believe Ricki didn't rip into Albo for this message. It was lovely.

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The team dove headfirst into the news of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s engagement, dissecting everything from her sold-out Ralph Lauren dress to that monster $1.5 million ring. Tim reckons the “three months’ salary” rule doesn’t quite apply when you’re a millionaire NFL star. Ricky shared what it was like breaking the news to the biggest Swiftie she knows — and how it nearly caused a domestic crisis. Even Donald Trump weighed in with his two cents, despite recently calling Taylor a loser. It’s safe to say this engagement has everyone, from Swifties to presidents, losing their minds.

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Today we inspected Nick Jonas’ nipples and honestly we’re still not sure if they’re real or plastic. KFC paid tribute to their longest running staffer after her passing and the Colonel would definitely approve. We revisited what went into our school lunchboxes, from hard boiled eggs to choc chip cookies. Sting’s old Police bandmates are taking him to court over Every Breath You Take, which is a bit awkward for a wedding song. In the Glossys, Snoop Dogg’s copping it for slamming Lightyear and we wrapped it all up with the Alabama governor belting out one of the biggest burps ever heard in politics.

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Sting’s in trouble with the old band! His former Police bandmates, Stewart Copeland and Andy Summers, are suing him for royalties and songwriting credits on Every Breath You Take — the stalker anthem that’s weirdly become a wedding fave. The beef isn’t new though… these guys have hated each other for decades. Flea even revealed that Stewart used to write “F*** off, you sting” on his drum toms just to bash out his rage. There’s even an urban legend that Phil Collins once had to fill in on drums after Sting and Stewart blew up backstage. Rock’n’roll, baby.

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We got stuck into the wild world of school lunches from Blackers’ impressive Bento box spreads to Ricki hustling for pie money and Joel’s hard boiled egg trauma. Then we uncovered the influencer who’s sending his kid to school with caviar, octopus and filet mignon like it’s fine dining recess. Callers joined in with their own iconic lunch orders, from naked sausage rolls to bougie truffle sandwiches.

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A vegan firefighter’s first day on the job goes up in flames… literally, with 20,000 kilos of ribeye steak on fire. We dive into the mailbag to see if the people agree with Tim’s very controversial “no chicken for dinner” rule. Ricki gives us another round of Trump… but he’s gay, and this time he’s showing off in shorts. In the Glossy’s Harry Styles is holding hands with Zoe Kravitz, Dua Lipa’s birthday cakes trigger Tim, and there’s a cautionary tale about breaking your bloke bit. Plus, one woman has fully committed to the Titanic life by redecorating her entire apartment to match the doomed ship.

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A spine surgeon has revealed the three “moves” most likely to snap ya bloke bit — and the stats are brutal. Doggy leads the way with a whopping 43% of breaks, missionary isn’t far behind at 40%, and women-on-top comes in at 12%. Basically, the bedroom Olympics could end with a trip to the ER if you’re not careful.

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When you’re the only vegan firefighter in town… and your very first job is saving 20,000 kilos of burning ribeye. Talk about being thrown straight into the BBQ!

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Golf balls rolling themselves in, petty ways to drive your partner mad, and a cruise ship chicken tender brawl that’ll go down in buffet history. Plus, we dig into the world’s strangest side hustles, from pro cuddlers to pet food tasters. In the Glossy’s, Lil Nas X has a wild night in cowboy boots, Taylor Swift teases more “Showgirl” sparkle, Travis and Patrick are opening a steakhouse, and Britney’s back with a new accent on a boat.

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A Carnival Cruise turned into WrestleMania after a full-on brawl broke out at 2am — all over chicken tenders. About two dozen passengers went at it outside the cafeteria, with one shocked bystander yelling, “Over chicken tendies is crazy!” as fists flew. Security eventually stepped in, but not before the internet got hold of the footage, making the late-night snack attack instantly legendary.

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