If I have to ask “how’ve you been?” one more time — and actually listen to the answer—I really might just die. Ever since I dropped the last list, you haven’t stopped asking for another (bless your impatient hearts), so here it is: my latest (and possibly greatest?) Questions List, designed to hijack soul-draining small talk and send it deliciously sideways. This week, I field-tested them on my bedmate Olivia Sui, who somehow took them seriously… and for that, we adore her. You’ll steal them, deploy them mid-flight, mid-date, or mid-funeral — may they serve you well.

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