Sitting on his empty hardwood floors, Chris unloads on packing up his house, tells behind the scenes moments of the movers, gets a surprise visit from bff and roommate Andrew Lowe, mentions a secret Patreon episode spilling the tea about his neighborhood, mentions the grapefruit method, gets into historical birthday drama with Ellen DeGeneres and Dakota Johnson, gets confused between George W. Bush and George H.W. Bush, gets inquisitive about c*m and gives verdicts on caller disputes as a last hoorah from his LA house.

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