We begin this week with Terence flirting with the chance to become a Baron (or Lord), if the price is right.

The big debate about white versus black pudding takes a twist as we (somehow) end up debating pigs’ ankles and horses’ knees.

Terence is, literally, cartwheeling around the studio, and Calvin is making the case for an internet free way of life.

We also have an update on the big listener dilemma of the past few weeks.

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Carla Piera FitzGerald lost half her body weight in 14 months – An incredible loss of 13 stone or 83 kilos. She told us about her unhealthy relationship with food which began with hiding sweets aged 5 and continued through to her 30s. She tried every diet going but it was only when Carla sorted her head out, that she began to see substantial changes in her body.

Carla’s story is so inspiring, especially for anyone looking for a fresh start this January, and it just goes to show what we can do when we’re consistent and when we put our minds to something.

Carla spoke openly about Ozempic and Gastric bands which are seen as ‘quick and easy’ fixes, and she shared all the unexpected ways weight loss has improved her life from making flying easier, to making her taller!

Carla's new podcast The Imperfectionist is out now!

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Calvin brings us some terrifying attic tales sent to him from listeners, ahead of any potential ban on attic stories.

There’s a moment taken to defend the most maligned, but delicious, cake in podcast history.

The challenge of six months locked in the house with some select items causes a problem and some trauma.

There’s a heated debate over fat shaming dogs and long held grudges, and it seems Terry might have been eating hair gel.

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200 EPISODES OF TALKING BOLLOX!

And what better way to celebrate than a party?

We invited back some friends of the podcast, like Willa White, Eric Lalor, Katriona O'Sullivan, Kiefer Crosbie, Darren Conway and Joe McGucken. Not to mention Neil Delamere, Enya Martin, Glenn 'Sauso' Murray, and Thommas Kane Byrne.

There's questions about revenge, dancing, and baked beans, revelations about Terence's shopping habits and the legend that is - MCGINTY!

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A listener challenges us to create a plan for evading capture as Ireland’s most wanted men. It leads to a stunningly shambolic scheme that includes life on the run in Donegal, hiding out in Newgrange and laying low in Terry’s sitting room, all while wasting your few quid on flights you didn’t need, and a needless shopping trip in Derry.

There’s a debate over the complex boundary map of Dublin city centre, and frustration with a question about living life as a miniature version of yourself.

Terence loses both a game of rock, paper, scissors and a bet about penalty taking in football – but despite accepting he’s lost the bet he’s still sure he’s also correct.

Send your questions, comments, dilemmas, conspiracies, complaints, queries, theories, bets, recipes, challenges, and everything else to [email protected]

It's a main bonus - Or a bonus main. Whatever it is, it's definitely NOT Episode 200, that's for sure.

Terry has gone from zero tellys to two tellys, Calvin witnesses chaos on a plane between a dog and a cartoon character, and we at last get a dilemma, and get more than we bargained for.

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We return for 2025 with Terence dropping some hugely impressive trivia, before he loses all that new found credibility with a wild claim about the world’s oldest man living out his days in Kildare.

We hear about a life changing confrontation with a new coffee machine, and Calvin looks for the humour in a toothbrush mix up.

Terence is starting to come around to the idea he has a strange walk, and Calvin is questioning the sense of trans-Atlantic trips to take pictures of fried chicken.

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Is duck sea food? Are rocks sea food? As the lads wrestle with these big questions, Terence learns ducks can fly, and that somehow leads to him defending the Phoenix Park against even the most misunderstood criticism.

Have you ever been so scared it’s embarrassing? Ever so embarrassed it’s scary?

We consider sending two former Talking Bollox guests into the celebrity jungle, and find ourselves torn in two while trying to decide between stones in the shoes or crumbs in the bed.

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2025 could be a year of great achievement for Terence and Calvin, or it’s at least starting with the intentions to be one; from swimming the Liffey to climbing Liberty Hall.

And if that doesn’t pan out we can always fall back on Terry’s chipper that doesn’t sell chips or anything like them - charged up by his misplaced belief for a brief moment that Calvin is fully on board with it.

On the subject of chippers, we mourn the loss of the great over stuffed chipper bag of chips – now seemingly a distant memory.

And we hear about people getting caught out at work, everything from shadow boxing to raiding the pick and mix at the worst possible time.

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As Terence promises he will become a new man in the new year, Calvin quickly reminds him of some very recently failed New Year’s resolutions. And there’s the tale of a controversial bottle of whiskey and (unfounded) allegations of theft around it.

We hear a powerful endorsement of the art of the Stephen’s Day leftovers meal, and a powerful dressing down of the scourge of the NYE party.

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