THE BOB & TOM SHOW – MONDAY, AUGUST 17 2026

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Beer Run — Todd Snider
Josh is having a digestive issue — Chick
Digestive transplant is a pill
Josh is on his way — Tom
Josh in
Letter — Eclipse yesterday
Letter — Elevator out of order in vacation condo; had to climb to 7th floor
Letter — Baby Joey doll was the baby Jesus
Letter — Divorce Barbie got all Ken's stuff
Today in History
Letter — 2 years ago had double bypass; “I thank Chick”
Hey Hey We Got Monk Cheese song
Letter — Ordered jazz album online; received Trini Lopez instead
Received a package with 50 packs of gum — Tom
Skitch Henderson talk

Smoke on the Water
Crazy Train — Ozzy
Song — Power Station
Gardner Minshew — Pat Godwin
Sports
SWR — Fastest time to put together a potato-head toy while blindfolded
Would still be laughing if Chick did Kristi’s Mom
I would do Josh’s Mom — Chick
SWR — Fastest mile while pushing a stroller
Falling in Love Again / copyright

Eating Jess’s food
Tom lives the life of a 30-year-old — Josh
Band performers must jump to prove their sports bra is good
“Tom, I know romance eludes you” — Josh
“I bet you have gone to bed with someone who is not your wife” — Josh
I was in charge of morale on the team bus
Failed to mention news — Jeff
Dirtiest person in your house — Mom — Jeff
“My puppy has claws that are like barbed wire” — Tom
Return to Tinder song — Godwin
Peed his pants in his 20s — Josh, on his brother’s couch
Today in History
Chocolate-covered graham crackers

In Studio — Sophie Buddle
A novelty device shut down traffic because it looked like a bomb
Dating a magician — “Check behind your ear” — Sophie
Cat’s on a ship — removed
Crows are amazing — Josh
Guy fell into a polar bear’s den and survived
OnlyMarms — marmots
Beaver ears — Sophie; they are for eating
“I got a new nose” — Sophie

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6:00 Invisible Bob
6:03 Making changes and drinking coffee — Chick
6:06 Letter — Do you fish on Thursday? — Throwback Thursday
6:11 Tom discusses an unusual hypothetical
6:12 No sound on Tom’s TV
6:25 Sports
6:29 Tom used his windshield screen to keep from getting soaked during a storm
6:31 Had a solar eclipse
6:32 Letter — Q-tips as ear dusters
6:34 Letter — In the Navy, bought inflatable dolls
6:34 Letter — Guy hauling pallets in his car
6:36 Letter — Transported a dentist chair in his car
6:46 Letter from Korea
6:50 Letter — I’ve been shot before — anything but fun; didn’t hurt until treated
6:52 Letter — Wife called and asked, “Was the blonde in your car?” — A retriever
6:54 Flip Wilson was a cross-dresser — Geraldine

7:04 Toothpick wisdom — Never interrupt a man with his salmon and toast
7:07 “Smoke on the Water” — Deep Purple
7:14 “Tom, you are half cow, Tom” — Chick
7:28 Chick is surprised Tom doesn’t have his pinkie in the air when talking
7:31 Tom explains the shuttlecock
7:33 Kristi yells at Tom while repeating what she said yesterday
7:36 Pro basketball player had to wear an ankle bracelet during games
7:48 A piranha found in a lake in Pennsylvania

8:05 “Smoke on the Water” — Deep Purple
8:07 On a dating app — Men can start the conversation first — Kristi
8:09 “Return to Tender” — Godwin
8:11 Barbie and Ken dolls have changed
8:29 Man robbed the restaurant where he worked
8:31 Guy tried to steal a car but could not drive a manual transmission
8:37 “I have to wipe my dog” — Kristi
8:45 In studio — Guest discusses “Breaking Hearts” and a humorous topic
8:53 Josh reacts to Tom

9:05 Video call — Al Jackson discusses his shirt
9:13 Text — Baseball cap — No lie
9:16 Dragon-themed romance novels
9:18 “Why are we letting these two talk?” — Josh
9:27 Goose saves family from fire
9:28 Geese fire joke
9:29 Raccoon with jar on head is freed
9:32 Dogs can understand human emotions
9:45 Naked gardening — Godwin

7:00 AM8:00 AM9:00 AM

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6:01 You’re there — Pat Daily
6:12 My mind was going soft as Tom talked — Chick
6:25 Naked pickleball song — Pat
6:27 His new dog — only 3 accidents — Tom
6:28 Hates carpet — Tom
6:31 Sex map
6:32 Letter — Live in Badge, MN — only 400 people
6:34 Letter — Sex dolls trashed here at the Air Force dumpster
6:37 New babysitter — no idea who Paul Newman was
6:50 Letter — Chick has a funny butt
6:54 I like big butts/copyright
6:55 You can be gay and be distinguished — Josh

7:08 Letter — Guy transporting a chair on top of his car
7:09 Barko loungers are distinguished — Tom
7:09 Letter — How many dogs does it take to be a crazy dog man?
7:24 Saw a bike on a car windshield — Tom
7:25 Sports
7:29 Turban dudes — Tom
7:48 Shuttlecock faster than a race car
7:49 Tom used to play badminton with the Kennedys and Skakels — Chick
7:53 Huge monkey problem in India
7:54 Monkey song — Pat

8:06 Wants motorized chair to go up and down the stairs — Chick
8:06 SWR — Hung upside down and hula-hooped with several hula loops
8:08 If you’re too fat, a hula hoop just sits on your waist like a plastic belt — Tom
8:10 Are gravity boots still a thing?
8:22 Zoom — Frank Caliendo

8:50 Today in History

9:06 In Studio — Jessica Alsman
9:07 1997 Super Brothers games/cartridges found
9:11 Wearing suspenders talk
9:11 Powerball — $1 billion
9:22 Zoom — In Portugal — Alli
9:24 Letter — I have a foot and sock fetish — should I tell my girlfriend?
9:26 You don’t have to wear panties with pantyhose? — Josh
9:28 Letter — I have to tell my boyfriend he’s the best I’ve ever had
9:33 Letter — Got drunk, puked, pooped and started my period at the same time with my boyfriend
9:35 Letter — I used to watch a lot of porn — now I watch OnlyFans — girlfriend thinks watching porn is cheating
9:48 Meteorite song — Pat
9:50 Tom’s “Cracken Jack” joke

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Grease-n-Art
Kristi out, Jess in
Hooker the Cooker poll
Letter — Bought a dashboard symbol
Letter — Rename a boat “Pussy Galore”
Letter — Worked at an insurance company
Letter — Two doctors who worked at the same place got married
Letter — Husband’s grandfather had an unusual name
Sports — Buffalo Bills’ new stadium and potential vision obstructions
Bob and Tom need a subscription page — Jess
Child would not sit in a seat on a plane; parent and child were removed
Yoga pants song — Pat

In Studio — Jeff
Letter — Hearing “SUV crossovers” brings cross-your-heart bras to mind
Crossover bras were difficult to remove — Jeff
Man plans to attempt to break the sound barrier in a hydrogen-powered car
Sausage patty and two honey buns — Jess’s breakfast sandwich
Letter — First concert was Rush with Mom; too much smoke in the crowd
Tom and his mom are called pansies — Chick
Having a cheerleader throw a red flag in football
SWR — Longest hair on a living person; an eight-foot-long hairstyle in India
Marmots on a subscription site
Drinking while standing up in England
Needed a soft drink; man talking to a clerk says he is going to wrap it up soon — Jeff asks about the man wearing maroon sweatpants

Australian police saw a mannequin and thought it was a dead body
Sex toy and the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald — Gordon Lightfoot — Pat
Dog made friends with a duck and is happy now
Where lingerie purchases are most common; where role-play items are most popular
Can buy unusual adult novelty items — Josh
Women’s rear ends may be more popular than breasts
Big butts and copyright
Today in History
Karma and a medical procedure — Chick
Does not want to taste personal lubricant — Jeff

Funny Butt
Fecal transplants and insomnia
Fecal transplants and peanut allergies — Tom
“In the morning, nothing could be finer than to be in Carolina” — Pat Godwin
The Penis Woods in Scotland is being cut down
Belgian divers find 160-year-old Guinness beer dating from 1864

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