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The BOB & TOM Show — September 17, 2026
6:00
 
6:00 — Orange Barrels — Todd Yohn
6:03 — Kristi out, Jess in
6:05 — Jess won’t drive at night
6:06 — Famous people who can’t drive
6:12 — Tom, you did not mention Herb Alpert yesterday
6:23 — Happy Birthday Ace!!
6:24 — Celebrities we share birthdays with
6:29 — Does Griswold mean “pigs of the world”?
6:29 — Letter — Rode an Otis elevator in Barcelona, Spain
6:32 — Josh kept a blow dryer for overnight guests — he didn’t use it
6:34 — Chick had a hot comb
6:35 — $500 electric toothbrush
6:50 — T. rex footprints found
6:53 — Dinosaur song intro
 
7:00
 
7:05 — Letter — Dead bird fell on my mom’s head while opening the fireplace flue
7:07 — Armadillo talk
7:08 — Letter — Great sax solo — “Turn the Page”
7:11 — Gerry Rafferty song — “Baker Street” / copyright
7:13 — Great sax songs
7:17 — Big Erection
7:26 — Had home speakers in his car — Chick
7:28 — Sports
7:30 — “Houston” / copyright — Dean Martin
7:36 — Running a Ponzi scheme
7:48 — What’s in Josh’s wallet game — No winners
7:52 — More sports
 
8:00
 
8:06 — Running of the Weenies — wiener dog race
8:13 — Sports Xtra — runner had an accident during a race
8:26 — His produce section joke — Josh
8:27 — Jess’s potato looks scrotal — Josh
8:34 — Saw a bear in the mall — going to build-a-human — Josh
8:49 — Tom, would you wear a funny birthday hat? — Josh
8:50 — Prefers a mime with a target on his face — Tom
8:52 — Today in History
 
9:00
 
9:04 — Zoom — Al Jackson
9:09 — Words — Zang, Zaddie, Huzz — Al to Tom
9:28 — Shoo-in winner last week
9:30 — Shoo-in pick
9:45 — Today in Birthdays Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a>

This podcast is sponsored by Earn Haus. More information at www.EarnHaus.com/Bobandtom The BOB & TOM Show — September 17, 2026 6:00 6:00 — Orange Barrels — Todd Yohn 6:03 — Kristi out, Jess in 6:05 — Jess won’t drive at night 6:06 — Famous people who can’t drive 6:12 — Tom, you did not mention Herb Alpert yesterday 6:23 — Happy Birthday Ace!! 6:24 — Celebrities we share birthdays with 6:29 — Does Griswold mean “pigs of the world”? 6:29 — Letter — Rode an Otis elevator in Barcelona, Spain 6:32 — Josh kept a blow dryer for overnight guests — he didn’t use it 6:34 — Chick had a hot comb 6:35 — $500 electric toothbrush 6:50 — T. rex footprints found 6:53 — Dinosaur song intro 7:00 7:05 — Letter — Dead bird fell on my mom’s head while opening the fireplace flue 7:07 — Armadillo talk 7:08 — Letter — Great sax solo — “Turn the Page” 7:11 — Gerry Rafferty song — “Baker Street” / copyright 7:13 — Great sax songs 7:17 — Big Erection 7:26 — Had home speakers in his car — Chick 7:28 — Sports 7:30 — “Houston” / copyright — Dean Martin 7:36 — Running a Ponzi scheme 7:48 — What’s in Josh’s wallet game — No winners 7:52 — More sports 8:00 8:06 — Running of the Weenies — wiener dog race 8:13 — Sports Xtra — runner had an accident during a race 8:26 — His produce section joke — Josh 8:27 — Jess’s potato looks scrotal — Josh 8:34 — Saw a bear in the mall — going to build-a-human — Josh 8:49 — Tom, would you wear a funny birthday hat? — Josh 8:50 — Prefers a mime with a target on his face — Tom 8:52 — Today in History 9:00 9:04 — Zoom — Al Jackson 9:09 — Words — Zang, Zaddie, Huzz — Al to Tom 9:28 — Shoo-in winner last week 9:30 — Shoo-in pick 9:45 — Today in Birthdays Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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The BOB &amp; TOM Show — September 17, 2026
6:00
 
6:00 — Orange Barrels — Todd Yohn
6:03 — Kristi out, Jess in
6:05 — Jess won’t drive at night
6:06 — Famous people who can’t drive
6:12 — Tom, you did not mention Herb Alpert yesterday
6:23 — Happy Birthday Ace!!
6:24 — Celebrities we share birthdays with
6:29 — Does Griswold mean “pigs of the world”?
6:29 — Letter — Rode an Otis elevator in Barcelona, Spain
6:32 — Josh kept a blow dryer for overnight guests — he didn’t use it
6:34 — Chick had a hot comb
6:35 — $500 electric toothbrush
6:50 — T. rex footprints found
6:53 — Dinosaur song intro
 
7:00
 
7:05 — Letter — Dead bird fell on my mom’s head while opening the fireplace flue
7:07 — Armadillo talk
7:08 — Letter — Great sax solo — “Turn the Page”
7:11 — Gerry Rafferty song — “Baker Street” / copyright
7:13 — Great sax songs
7:17 — Big Erection
7:26 — Had home speakers in his car — Chick
7:28 — Sports
7:30 — “Houston” / copyright — Dean Martin
7:36 — Running a Ponzi scheme
7:48 — What’s in Josh’s wallet game — No winners
7:52 — More sports
 
8:00
 
8:06 — Running of the Weenies — wiener dog race
8:13 — Sports Xtra — runner had an accident during a race
8:26 — His produce section joke — Josh
8:27 — Jess’s potato looks scrotal — Josh
8:34 — Saw a bear in the mall — going to build-a-human — Josh
8:49 — Tom, would you wear a funny birthday hat? — Josh
8:50 — Prefers a mime with a target on his face — Tom
8:52 — Today in History
 
9:00
 
9:04 — Zoom — Al Jackson
9:09 — Words — Zang, Zaddie, Huzz — Al to Tom
9:28 — Shoo-in winner last week
9:30 — Shoo-in pick
9:45 — Today in Birthdays Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices" rel="noopener noreferrer">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a>

The BOB & TOM Show - September 17, 2026

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The BOB & TOM Show
September 14, 2026
6:00
6:00 — Clemon M — Tim Wilson
6:06 — Put Tom’s face on candy
6:07 — I always speed — Kristi
6:09 — Went to his 50th class reunion; was delightful — Chick
6:22 — Letter — Saw a woman with a great rack walking her dog
6:25 — Letter — Loved Friday’s comic — Mark Baunger
6:30 — Letter — Opened patio umbrella; rattlesnake fell on me
6:31 — Letter — Taking shoes off in people’s houses; can’t go barefoot
6:33 — Can’t go barefoot — Tom
6:34 — Letter — Showed son Josh’s picture from show choir
6:48 — Had Packers Mr. & Mrs. — Kristi
6:50 — Sports
 
7:00
7:04 — PBR-scented soap
7:12 — Showers are great; no baths
7:21 — Josh grabs Kristi’s paper on break
7:24 — Everything in pantry thrown away thanks to Hart — Tom
7:26 — Sports
7:35 — Score-a-gami theme
7:46 — Browns video reaction
7:49 — When was the last time you got hit in the groin? — Tom — Chick
7:53 — Today in History
 
8:00
8:03 — In studio — Mark Chalifaux
8:08 — Fart spray; kids sent to hospital — Kristi
8:24 — Weekend in History
8:47 — Mark has three kids
8:48 — Wife asked him about her first gray hair; was her third — Mark
8:49 — In studio — Jess
8:52 — Envious of Disney adults — Mark
 
9:00
9:10 — Tasting fried egg dip; very good
9:13 — Man using stranger’s pool and hot tub; took towels priced at $1,200
9:23 — Mark’s daughters — first-grader picture
9:26 — Man got sick mowing his lawn; first responders finished mowing the lawn
9:29 — Can get permission to drive over fire hose
9:35 — Mastodon tooth found
9:36 — Woolly mammoth being re-created
9:46 — Lee’s Chicken mention
9:50 — Pets don’t belong in public places — Kristi
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This podcast is sponsored by Earn Haus. More information at www.EarnHaus.com/Bobandtom The BOB & TOM Show September 14, 2026 6:00 6:00 — Clemon M — Tim Wilson 6:06 — Put Tom’s face on candy 6:07 — I always speed — Kristi 6:09 — Went to his 50th class reunion; was delightful — Chick 6:22 — Letter — Saw a woman with a great rack walking her dog 6:25 — Letter — Loved Friday’s comic — Mark Baunger 6:30 — Letter — Opened patio umbrella; rattlesnake fell on me 6:31 — Letter — Taking shoes off in people’s houses; can’t go barefoot 6:33 — Can’t go barefoot — Tom 6:34 — Letter — Showed son Josh’s picture from show choir 6:48 — Had Packers Mr. & Mrs. — Kristi 6:50 — Sports 7:00 7:04 — PBR-scented soap 7:12 — Showers are great; no baths 7:21 — Josh grabs Kristi’s paper on break 7:24 — Everything in pantry thrown away thanks to Hart — Tom 7:26 — Sports 7:35 — Score-a-gami theme 7:46 — Browns video reaction 7:49 — When was the last time you got hit in the groin? — Tom — Chick 7:53 — Today in History 8:00 8:03 — In studio — Mark Chalifaux 8:08 — Fart spray; kids sent to hospital — Kristi 8:24 — Weekend in History 8:47 — Mark has three kids 8:48 — Wife asked him about her first gray hair; was her third — Mark 8:49 — In studio — Jess 8:52 — Envious of Disney adults — Mark 9:00 9:10 — Tasting fried egg dip; very good 9:13 — Man using stranger’s pool and hot tub; took towels priced at $1,200 9:23 — Mark’s daughters — first-grader picture 9:26 — Man got sick mowing his lawn; first responders finished mowing the lawn 9:29 — Can get permission to drive over fire hose 9:35 — Mastodon tooth found 9:36 — Woolly mammoth being re-created 9:46 — Lee’s Chicken mention 9:50 — Pets don’t belong in public places — Kristi Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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The BOB &amp; TOM Show
September 14, 2026
6:00
6:00 — Clemon M — Tim Wilson
6:06 — Put Tom’s face on candy
6:07 — I always speed — Kristi
6:09 — Went to his 50th class reunion; was delightful — Chick
6:22 — Letter — Saw a woman with a great rack walking her dog
6:25 — Letter — Loved Friday’s comic — Mark Baunger
6:30 — Letter — Opened patio umbrella; rattlesnake fell on me
6:31 — Letter — Taking shoes off in people’s houses; can’t go barefoot
6:33 — Can’t go barefoot — Tom
6:34 — Letter — Showed son Josh’s picture from show choir
6:48 — Had Packers Mr. &amp; Mrs. — Kristi
6:50 — Sports
 
7:00
7:04 — PBR-scented soap
7:12 — Showers are great; no baths
7:21 — Josh grabs Kristi’s paper on break
7:24 — Everything in pantry thrown away thanks to Hart — Tom
7:26 — Sports
7:35 — Score-a-gami theme
7:46 — Browns video reaction
7:49 — When was the last time you got hit in the groin? — Tom — Chick
7:53 — Today in History
 
8:00
8:03 — In studio — Mark Chalifaux
8:08 — Fart spray; kids sent to hospital — Kristi
8:24 — Weekend in History
8:47 — Mark has three kids
8:48 — Wife asked him about her first gray hair; was her third — Mark
8:49 — In studio — Jess
8:52 — Envious of Disney adults — Mark
 
9:00
9:10 — Tasting fried egg dip; very good
9:13 — Man using stranger’s pool and hot tub; took towels priced at $1,200
9:23 — Mark’s daughters — first-grader picture
9:26 — Man got sick mowing his lawn; first responders finished mowing the lawn
9:29 — Can get permission to drive over fire hose
9:35 — Mastodon tooth found
9:36 — Woolly mammoth being re-created
9:46 — Lee’s Chicken mention
9:50 — Pets don’t belong in public places — Kristi
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The BOB & TOM Show - September 14, 2026

BOB AND TOM SHOW FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 4 2026
 
6:00 Mr. Obvious-Too hot for radio
6:05 Chick out-Jeff in
6:12 Tiger let me drive your car
6:15 Tom you live in the 1950’s-Kristi
6:16 HYUNDAI
6:25 Bob and Tom stir paddles-Tom’s weird iced coffee
6:28 Letter-no more side vent window in cars
6:29 Letter-can’t work on the engines any more
6:30 Letter-toddler dumped eggs on the floor-used Tom’s scoop technique to clean it up
6:32 Letter-Butt breathing =Griswolding
6:34 Letter-Rock the cat box instead of the Casba
6:38 AMERICAN FINANCING
6:50 Jeff had to hold TV antenna for his dad-boxing match
6:53 Kelly asked what is a test pattern-Tom
7:05 3-D movies in black and white back in the day-did not work
7:07 Mr. Toads wild ride was great-Tom-at Disney World
7:09 The record offer on TV is gone
7:13 Tom has to have shoes on
7:13 HYUNDAI
7:21 In Studio-Nick Griffin
7:22 In my 50’s should be getting divorce-not breaking up-Nick
7:23 Nicks parents dated when they were 14
7:25 Did 11 Letterman shows-Nick
7:25 Sports-Jeff
7:26 SWR-Most champagne bottles savored-glass is broken
7:29 Organizing my shoes in closet-bottle opener on flip-flops from Bahamas-Tom
7:36 No 2 litre on table with guests
7:39 People are shocked that I don’t have foot odor and diabetes-Josh
8:03 Nautalis urinals-no pee on floor
8:05 Pee on the floor in our mens bathroom better or worse this week?-Josh
8:08 Hates air hand dryers-Tom
8:09 Tom’s hypocrisy knows no bounds –Josh
8:11 I go to bathroom 10-12 times a night-Nick
8:13 AMERICAN FINANCING
8:23 Climbers urine melting snow on Mt. Everest
8:25 In studio-Jess-made Corn King Pops          
8:29 Date said she wanted to get to know Nick better-he says no you don’t
8:30 Does not have a type of woman he goes out with-Nick
8:32 Guiness beer stolen
8:34 When women are ovulating they buy more stuff-expensive stuff
8:38 Friends mom did not tell husband she went thru the change-Tom
8:49 Today in History
9:13 I Don’t carry a condom around-assume nothing is gonna happen-Nick
9:15 HYUNDAI
9:26 Employee served a woman at steak and shake with his penis out-Kristi
9:29 Naked woman pleasuring herself on a wooden pallet-she just wanted to feel good
9:30 Salmon sperm facials are popular
9:33 Caseys pizza-Pat
9:35 AMERICAN FINANCING
9:47 Chris is retiring


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BOB AND TOM SHOW FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 4 2026 6:00 Mr. Obvious-Too hot for radio 6:05 Chick out-Jeff in 6:12 Tiger let me drive your car 6:15 Tom you live in the 1950’s-Kristi 6:16 HYUNDAI 6:25 Bob and Tom stir paddles-Tom’s weird iced coffee 6:28 Letter-no more side vent window in cars 6:29 Letter-can’t work on the engines any more 6:30 Letter-toddler dumped eggs on the floor-used Tom’s scoop technique to clean it up 6:32 Letter-Butt breathing =Griswolding 6:34 Letter-Rock the cat box instead of the Casba 6:38 AMERICAN FINANCING 6:50 Jeff had to hold TV antenna for his dad-boxing match 6:53 Kelly asked what is a test pattern-Tom 7:05 3-D movies in black and white back in the day-did not work 7:07 Mr. Toads wild ride was great-Tom-at Disney World 7:09 The record offer on TV is gone 7:13 Tom has to have shoes on 7:13 HYUNDAI 7:21 In Studio-Nick Griffin 7:22 In my 50’s should be getting divorce-not breaking up-Nick 7:23 Nicks parents dated when they were 14 7:25 Did 11 Letterman shows-Nick 7:25 Sports-Jeff 7:26 SWR-Most champagne bottles savored-glass is broken 7:29 Organizing my shoes in closet-bottle opener on flip-flops from Bahamas-Tom 7:36 No 2 litre on table with guests 7:39 People are shocked that I don’t have foot odor and diabetes-Josh 8:03 Nautalis urinals-no pee on floor 8:05 Pee on the floor in our mens bathroom better or worse this week?-Josh 8:08 Hates air hand dryers-Tom 8:09 Tom’s hypocrisy knows no bounds –Josh 8:11 I go to bathroom 10-12 times a night-Nick 8:13 AMERICAN FINANCING 8:23 Climbers urine melting snow on Mt. Everest 8:25 In studio-Jess-made Corn King Pops 8:29 Date said she wanted to get to know Nick better-he says no you don’t 8:30 Does not have a type of woman he goes out with-Nick 8:32 Guiness beer stolen 8:34 When women are ovulating they buy more stuff-expensive stuff 8:38 Friends mom did not tell husband she went thru the change-Tom 8:49 Today in History 9:13 I Don’t carry a condom around-assume nothing is gonna happen-Nick 9:15 HYUNDAI 9:26 Employee served a woman at steak and shake with his penis out-Kristi 9:29 Naked woman pleasuring herself on a wooden pallet-she just wanted to feel good 9:30 Salmon sperm facials are popular 9:33 Caseys pizza-Pat 9:35 AMERICAN FINANCING 9:47 Chris is retiring Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

BOB AND TOM SHOW FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 4 2026
 
6:00 Mr. Obvious-Too hot for radio
6:05 Chick out-Jeff in
6:12 Tiger let me drive your car
6:15 Tom you live in the 1950’s-Kristi
6:16 HYUNDAI
6:25 Bob and Tom stir paddles-Tom’s weird iced coffee
6:28 Letter-no more side vent window in cars
6:29 Letter-can’t work on the engines any more
6:30 Letter-toddler dumped eggs on the floor-used Tom’s scoop technique to clean it up
6:32 Letter-Butt breathing =Griswolding
6:34 Letter-Rock the cat box instead of the Casba
6:38 AMERICAN FINANCING
6:50 Jeff had to hold TV antenna for his dad-boxing match
6:53 Kelly asked what is a test pattern-Tom
7:05 3-D movies in black and white back in the day-did not work
7:07 Mr. Toads wild ride was great-Tom-at Disney World
7:09 The record offer on TV is gone
7:13 Tom has to have shoes on
7:13 HYUNDAI
7:21 In Studio-Nick Griffin
7:22 In my 50’s should be getting divorce-not breaking up-Nick
7:23 Nicks parents dated when they were 14
7:25 Did 11 Letterman shows-Nick
7:25 Sports-Jeff
7:26 SWR-Most champagne bottles savored-glass is broken
7:29 Organizing my shoes in closet-bottle opener on flip-flops from Bahamas-Tom
7:36 No 2 litre on table with guests
7:39 People are shocked that I don’t have foot odor and diabetes-Josh
8:03 Nautalis urinals-no pee on floor
8:05 Pee on the floor in our mens bathroom better or worse this week?-Josh
8:08 Hates air hand dryers-Tom
8:09 Tom’s hypocrisy knows no bounds –Josh
8:11 I go to bathroom 10-12 times a night-Nick
8:13 AMERICAN FINANCING
8:23 Climbers urine melting snow on Mt. Everest
8:25 In studio-Jess-made Corn King Pops&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;
8:29 Date said she wanted to get to know Nick better-he says no you don’t
8:30 Does not have a type of woman he goes out with-Nick
8:32 Guiness beer stolen
8:34 When women are ovulating they buy more stuff-expensive stuff
8:38 Friends mom did not tell husband she went thru the change-Tom
8:49 Today in History
9:13 I Don’t carry a condom around-assume nothing is gonna happen-Nick
9:15 HYUNDAI
9:26 Employee served a woman at steak and shake with his penis out-Kristi
9:29 Naked woman pleasuring herself on a wooden pallet-she just wanted to feel good
9:30 Salmon sperm facials are popular
9:33 Caseys pizza-Pat
9:35 AMERICAN FINANCING
9:47 Chris is retiring


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The Bob & Tom Show - September 4, 2026

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The BOB & TOM Show — September 10, 2026
6:00 AM
6:00 — Turtles and Whores — Floyd Tucker
6:08 — When Am I Going to Listen to Me? — Chick
6:11 — Tom Never Wears Shorts — Tom
6:14 — Does Not Like Booths in Restaurants — Tom
6:15 — Big Centipede Landed on Josh’s Head
6:17 — Why Are Tennis Balls Pressurized?
6:18 — Segment
6:27 — Letter — Sign-Off T-Shirt
6:29 — Letter — Things That Have Disappeared Since the 1970s
6:31 — Tom’s Sugar Packets — Wants His Sweetener Back — Tom
6:31 — Letter — Seniors Steal Salt, Sugar, Everything
6:35 — I Have Started a Human Rights Campaign for Sweetener — Tom
6:36 — His Sugar Packet Bit — Josh
6:38 — Things in Tom’s Car Backseat
6:51 — Letter — Ken Rosenthal Wears Bow Ties
6:54 — Men Who Wear/Wore Bow Ties
 
7:00 AM
7:06 — Letter — Twiggy the Water-Skiing Squirrel
7:08 — Birds in the Wild — Kristi
7:10 — Letter — I Have a 30-Year-Old Parrot
7:25 — Letter — Tom’s New Saying Should Be on Greeting Cards
7:29 — “Hippy Hippy Shake” — Georgia Satellites
7:30 — “Hippy Hippy Shake” — The Swinging Blue Jeans
7:32 — “Hippy Hippy Shake” — The Beatles
7:36 — Air-Free Basketballs — Chick
7:50 — SWR — Longest Barefoot Journey — 4,000 Miles
 
8:00 AM
8:04 — Today Is National TV Dinner Day
8:06 — TV Dinners — ZZ Top
8:08 — Can Women Buy Hungry-Man Dinners? — Tom
8:10 — Josh Discusses an Urge to Harm Himself
8:26 — Zoom — Costaki
8:28 — She Misses the Family Picture Albums — Kristi
8:31 — Sports — Costaki
8:39 — Segment
8:49 — In Studio — Willie
8:50 — Today in History
 
9:00 AM
9:06 — Zoom — Al
9:10 — Word — Pulling — Al
9:10 — “Pulling Out” — Willie — Clip
9:12 — “Bar Hound” — Tom — Clip
9:13 — Word — Elbows — Al
9:25 — Prove You’re Not a Robot — CAPTCHA — Costaki
9:29 — My Doctor Has a Robot Voice — Tom
9:30 — Alaska Fun Facts — Costaki
9:32 — Josh’s Comedy Club Joke — Josh — Clip
9:49 — “Me and Mrs. Jones”
9:50 — Died Doing What They Loved — Costaki

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This podcast is sponsored by Earn Haus. More information at www.EarnHaus.com/Bobandtom The BOB & TOM Show — September 10, 2026 6:00 AM 6:00 — Turtles and Whores — Floyd Tucker 6:08 — When Am I Going to Listen to Me? — Chick 6:11 — Tom Never Wears Shorts — Tom 6:14 — Does Not Like Booths in Restaurants — Tom 6:15 — Big Centipede Landed on Josh’s Head 6:17 — Why Are Tennis Balls Pressurized? 6:18 — Segment 6:27 — Letter — Sign-Off T-Shirt 6:29 — Letter — Things That Have Disappeared Since the 1970s 6:31 — Tom’s Sugar Packets — Wants His Sweetener Back — Tom 6:31 — Letter — Seniors Steal Salt, Sugar, Everything 6:35 — I Have Started a Human Rights Campaign for Sweetener — Tom 6:36 — His Sugar Packet Bit — Josh 6:38 — Things in Tom’s Car Backseat 6:51 — Letter — Ken Rosenthal Wears Bow Ties 6:54 — Men Who Wear/Wore Bow Ties 7:00 AM 7:06 — Letter — Twiggy the Water-Skiing Squirrel 7:08 — Birds in the Wild — Kristi 7:10 — Letter — I Have a 30-Year-Old Parrot 7:25 — Letter — Tom’s New Saying Should Be on Greeting Cards 7:29 — “Hippy Hippy Shake” — Georgia Satellites 7:30 — “Hippy Hippy Shake” — The Swinging Blue Jeans 7:32 — “Hippy Hippy Shake” — The Beatles 7:36 — Air-Free Basketballs — Chick 7:50 — SWR — Longest Barefoot Journey — 4,000 Miles 8:00 AM 8:04 — Today Is National TV Dinner Day 8:06 — TV Dinners — ZZ Top 8:08 — Can Women Buy Hungry-Man Dinners? — Tom 8:10 — Josh Discusses an Urge to Harm Himself 8:26 — Zoom — Costaki 8:28 — She Misses the Family Picture Albums — Kristi 8:31 — Sports — Costaki 8:39 — Segment 8:49 — In Studio — Willie 8:50 — Today in History 9:00 AM 9:06 — Zoom — Al 9:10 — Word — Pulling — Al 9:10 — “Pulling Out” — Willie — Clip 9:12 — “Bar Hound” — Tom — Clip 9:13 — Word — Elbows — Al 9:25 — Prove You’re Not a Robot — CAPTCHA — Costaki 9:29 — My Doctor Has a Robot Voice — Tom 9:30 — Alaska Fun Facts — Costaki 9:32 — Josh’s Comedy Club Joke — Josh — Clip 9:49 — “Me and Mrs. Jones” 9:50 — Died Doing What They Loved — Costaki Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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The BOB &amp; TOM Show — September 10, 2026
6:00 AM
6:00 — Turtles and Whores — Floyd Tucker
6:08 — When Am I Going to Listen to Me? — Chick
6:11 — Tom Never Wears Shorts — Tom
6:14 — Does Not Like Booths in Restaurants — Tom
6:15 — Big Centipede Landed on Josh’s Head
6:17 — Why Are Tennis Balls Pressurized?
6:18 — Segment
6:27 — Letter — Sign-Off T-Shirt
6:29 — Letter — Things That Have Disappeared Since the 1970s
6:31 — Tom’s Sugar Packets — Wants His Sweetener Back — Tom
6:31 — Letter — Seniors Steal Salt, Sugar, Everything
6:35 — I Have Started a Human Rights Campaign for Sweetener — Tom
6:36 — His Sugar Packet Bit — Josh
6:38 — Things in Tom’s Car Backseat
6:51 — Letter — Ken Rosenthal Wears Bow Ties
6:54 — Men Who Wear/Wore Bow Ties
 
7:00 AM
7:06 — Letter — Twiggy the Water-Skiing Squirrel
7:08 — Birds in the Wild — Kristi
7:10 — Letter — I Have a 30-Year-Old Parrot
7:25 — Letter — Tom’s New Saying Should Be on Greeting Cards
7:29 — “Hippy Hippy Shake” — Georgia Satellites
7:30 — “Hippy Hippy Shake” — The Swinging Blue Jeans
7:32 — “Hippy Hippy Shake” — The Beatles
7:36 — Air-Free Basketballs — Chick
7:50 — SWR — Longest Barefoot Journey — 4,000 Miles
 
8:00 AM
8:04 — Today Is National TV Dinner Day
8:06 — TV Dinners — ZZ Top
8:08 — Can Women Buy Hungry-Man Dinners? — Tom
8:10 — Josh Discusses an Urge to Harm Himself
8:26 — Zoom — Costaki
8:28 — She Misses the Family Picture Albums — Kristi
8:31 — Sports — Costaki
8:39 — Segment
8:49 — In Studio — Willie
8:50 — Today in History
 
9:00 AM
9:06 — Zoom — Al
9:10 — Word — Pulling — Al
9:10 — “Pulling Out” — Willie — Clip
9:12 — “Bar Hound” — Tom — Clip
9:13 — Word — Elbows — Al
9:25 — Prove You’re Not a Robot — CAPTCHA — Costaki
9:29 — My Doctor Has a Robot Voice — Tom
9:30 — Alaska Fun Facts — Costaki
9:32 — Josh’s Comedy Club Joke — Josh — Clip
9:49 — “Me and Mrs. Jones”
9:50 — Died Doing What They Loved — Costaki

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The BOB & TOM Show - September 10, 2026

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The BOB & TOM Show — September 9, 2026
6:00 Hour
6:00 — Mary Schneider — Queen of Yodeling
6:11 — Got his puppy gloves — Tom
6:12 — Tom’s puppy talk
6:14 — Opening day for the NFL today
6:16 — We are having fun — Chick
6:16 — Are you trying to be unpopular, Tom? — Chick
6:28 — The NFL is just a distraction — Tom
6:33 — Letter — First dream about a cast member of the show — Chick
6:34 — Letter — Still laughing about the “calm down” comment
6:36 — Dial tone sound — Does not exist anymore — Tom
6:37 — Letter — Josh, you are the highlight of my day
6:38 — Letter — Piggly Wiggly store — Hogly Wogly vegetable stand
6:41 — Letter — Smoking room at Paris airport
6:52 — “I’m in with the In Crowd” — Copyright
6:53 — U.S. Open update
6:55 — Enya talk
 
7:00 Hour
7:04 — In studio — Jess Hooker
7:07 — “I’m in with the In Crowd” — Bryan Ferry — Copyright
7:08 — “Smoking in the Boys Room” — Copyright — Brownsville Station
7:10 — Sports
7:11 — Kristi, we all are laughing at you — Chick
7:12 — Shoe-in — Chick
7:24 — Ode to Brodie — Pat
7:25 — Don’t go to Aruba — Chick
7:26 — Strongman has longest time to restrain cars — 13 seconds
7:29 — New Girl Scout cookies — Kristi
7:35 — Wellness parties at colleges — During the day
7:37 — We would go to a party — Josh and Chick
7:52 — CPAP party
7:53 — “Making Love with My CPAP On” — Pat
 
8:00 Hour
8:09 — Tom sleeps with his shoes on
8:11 — Josh bullies himself
8:13 — Can greet people at luggage gate — Tom hates this
8:23 — Would it help or hurt our show if Tom paid attention? — Chick
8:26 — Tom says equal is disappearing
8:30 — Face-related discussion
8:33 — Birds and unusual behavior
8:35 — A beak joke — Tom
8:45 — Tom said “Wake up” to all of us, then walked out of the room — Josh
8:50 — Today in History
 
9:00 Hour
9:06 — Chick’s 50th high school reunion — He will participate
9:13 — Can duct tape passengers on a plane if they are out of control?
9:22 — Zoom-in Florida — Alli
9:24 — Letter — When boyfriend asks me to borrow money, says it’s for the great sex
9:24 — In studio — Jessica
9:26 — Letter — Guy I’m dating is separated — Ex-girlfriend having a baby shower
9:28 — Letter — Boyfriend inherited his house — Wants me to pay rent
9:30 — Letter — My date had red wine teeth
9:33 — Letter — Boyfriend and I do location sharing — Sometimes his phone is off or out of service
9:36 — Letter — In couples therapy with husband — Thinks husband likes therapist
9:48 — Three people died at Burning Man
9:50 — Poopcrete — Concrete made with human waste
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This podcast is sponsored by Earn Haus. More information at www.EarnHaus.com/Bobandtom The BOB & TOM Show — September 9, 2026 6:00 Hour 6:00 — Mary Schneider — Queen of Yodeling 6:11 — Got his puppy gloves — Tom 6:12 — Tom’s puppy talk 6:14 — Opening day for the NFL today 6:16 — We are having fun — Chick 6:16 — Are you trying to be unpopular, Tom? — Chick 6:28 — The NFL is just a distraction — Tom 6:33 — Letter — First dream about a cast member of the show — Chick 6:34 — Letter — Still laughing about the “calm down” comment 6:36 — Dial tone sound — Does not exist anymore — Tom 6:37 — Letter — Josh, you are the highlight of my day 6:38 — Letter — Piggly Wiggly store — Hogly Wogly vegetable stand 6:41 — Letter — Smoking room at Paris airport 6:52 — “I’m in with the In Crowd” — Copyright 6:53 — U.S. Open update 6:55 — Enya talk 7:00 Hour 7:04 — In studio — Jess Hooker 7:07 — “I’m in with the In Crowd” — Bryan Ferry — Copyright 7:08 — “Smoking in the Boys Room” — Copyright — Brownsville Station 7:10 — Sports 7:11 — Kristi, we all are laughing at you — Chick 7:12 — Shoe-in — Chick 7:24 — Ode to Brodie — Pat 7:25 — Don’t go to Aruba — Chick 7:26 — Strongman has longest time to restrain cars — 13 seconds 7:29 — New Girl Scout cookies — Kristi 7:35 — Wellness parties at colleges — During the day 7:37 — We would go to a party — Josh and Chick 7:52 — CPAP party 7:53 — “Making Love with My CPAP On” — Pat 8:00 Hour 8:09 — Tom sleeps with his shoes on 8:11 — Josh bullies himself 8:13 — Can greet people at luggage gate — Tom hates this 8:23 — Would it help or hurt our show if Tom paid attention? — Chick 8:26 — Tom says equal is disappearing 8:30 — Face-related discussion 8:33 — Birds and unusual behavior 8:35 — A beak joke — Tom 8:45 — Tom said “Wake up” to all of us, then walked out of the room — Josh 8:50 — Today in History 9:00 Hour 9:06 — Chick’s 50th high school reunion — He will participate 9:13 — Can duct tape passengers on a plane if they are out of control? 9:22 — Zoom-in Florida — Alli 9:24 — Letter — When boyfriend asks me to borrow money, says it’s for the great sex 9:24 — In studio — Jessica 9:26 — Letter — Guy I’m dating is separated — Ex-girlfriend having a baby shower 9:28 — Letter — Boyfriend inherited his house — Wants me to pay rent 9:30 — Letter — My date had red wine teeth 9:33 — Letter — Boyfriend and I do location sharing — Sometimes his phone is off or out of service 9:36 — Letter — In couples therapy with husband — Thinks husband likes therapist 9:48 — Three people died at Burning Man 9:50 — Poopcrete — Concrete made with human waste 9:52 — Fish without friends have smaller brains Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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The BOB &amp; TOM Show — September 9, 2026
6:00 Hour
6:00 — Mary Schneider — Queen of Yodeling
6:11 — Got his puppy gloves — Tom
6:12 — Tom’s puppy talk
6:14 — Opening day for the NFL today
6:16 — We are having fun — Chick
6:16 — Are you trying to be unpopular, Tom? — Chick
6:28 — The NFL is just a distraction — Tom
6:33 — Letter — First dream about a cast member of the show — Chick
6:34 — Letter — Still laughing about the “calm down” comment
6:36 — Dial tone sound — Does not exist anymore — Tom
6:37 — Letter — Josh, you are the highlight of my day
6:38 — Letter — Piggly Wiggly store — Hogly Wogly vegetable stand
6:41 — Letter — Smoking room at Paris airport
6:52 — “I’m in with the In Crowd” — Copyright
6:53 — U.S. Open update
6:55 — Enya talk
 
7:00 Hour
7:04 — In studio — Jess Hooker
7:07 — “I’m in with the In Crowd” — Bryan Ferry — Copyright
7:08 — “Smoking in the Boys Room” — Copyright — Brownsville Station
7:10 — Sports
7:11 — Kristi, we all are laughing at you — Chick
7:12 — Shoe-in — Chick
7:24 — Ode to Brodie — Pat
7:25 — Don’t go to Aruba — Chick
7:26 — Strongman has longest time to restrain cars — 13 seconds
7:29 — New Girl Scout cookies — Kristi
7:35 — Wellness parties at colleges — During the day
7:37 — We would go to a party — Josh and Chick
7:52 — CPAP party
7:53 — “Making Love with My CPAP On” — Pat
 
8:00 Hour
8:09 — Tom sleeps with his shoes on
8:11 — Josh bullies himself
8:13 — Can greet people at luggage gate — Tom hates this
8:23 — Would it help or hurt our show if Tom paid attention? — Chick
8:26 — Tom says equal is disappearing
8:30 — Face-related discussion
8:33 — Birds and unusual behavior
8:35 — A beak joke — Tom
8:45 — Tom said “Wake up” to all of us, then walked out of the room — Josh
8:50 — Today in History
 
9:00 Hour
9:06 — Chick’s 50th high school reunion — He will participate
9:13 — Can duct tape passengers on a plane if they are out of control?
9:22 — Zoom-in Florida — Alli
9:24 — Letter — When boyfriend asks me to borrow money, says it’s for the great sex
9:24 — In studio — Jessica
9:26 — Letter — Guy I’m dating is separated — Ex-girlfriend having a baby shower
9:28 — Letter — Boyfriend inherited his house — Wants me to pay rent
9:30 — Letter — My date had red wine teeth
9:33 — Letter — Boyfriend and I do location sharing — Sometimes his phone is off or out of service
9:36 — Letter — In couples therapy with husband — Thinks husband likes therapist
9:48 — Three people died at Burning Man
9:50 — Poopcrete — Concrete made with human waste
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