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In this week’s full-body spiral, we’re diving headfirst into the most unhinged (and enlightening?) color conspiracy of 2025: Butter Yellow. Why is it everywhere? Why do we all suddenly want to look like haunted Egg McMuffins? And who decided KitchenAid gets to control the color wheel? I call BS on quiet luxury dairy-core and unpack the actual psychology, fashion industry scam, and Pantone Illuminati behind your oat milk-coded closet.
Then we cleanse. Literally. With a salt & vinegar chip therapy session that turns into an emotional breakdown about flavor, childhood trauma, and the return of Wise Honey BBQ Chips (yes, I manifested it). And finally, we descend into the bowels of hell—aka my colon cleanse—thanks to Chupa Panza tea, which smells like pineapple and purges like penance. You’ve been warned.
Also:
🥐 My White Lotus hot take (brown people run these resorts)
🧂Why liking vinegar chips means you're brave
🎨 And why butter yellow is the color of capitalist emotional gaslighting
This is your aesthetic warning label.
Stay unhinged. Stay delulu. Sage your colon.
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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In this week’s full-body spiral, we’re diving headfirst into the most unhinged (and enlightening?) color conspiracy of 2025: Butter Yellow. Why is it everywhere? Why do we all suddenly want to look like haunted Egg McMuffins? And who decided KitchenAid gets to control the color wheel? I call BS on quiet luxury dairy-core and unpack the actual psychology, fashion industry scam, and Pantone Illuminati behind your oat milk-coded closet.
Then we cleanse. Literally. With a salt & vinegar chip therapy session that turns into an emotional breakdown about flavor, childhood trauma, and the return of Wise Honey BBQ Chips (yes, I manifested it). And finally, we descend into the bowels of hell—aka my colon cleanse—thanks to Chupa Panza tea, which smells like pineapple and purges like penance. You’ve been warned.
Also:
🥐 My White Lotus hot take (brown people run these resorts)
🧂Why liking vinegar chips means you're brave
🎨 And why butter yellow is the color of capitalist emotional gaslighting
This is your aesthetic warning label.
Stay unhinged. Stay delulu. Sage your colon.
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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