Na začetku Hooperjeve kariere se je rodil projekt The Hoons. Konec osemdesetih sta ga začela s kolegom Scottom Craneom, nastal je tudi spodnji rap.

HOONS RAP

Well it’s an H double O an N and an S

We’re the Hoons and we’re the best,

We know how to rhyme and we know how to rock

And we get cold feet because we don’t wear socks

Well the person who I’m going to introduce to you

Is Scoty Crane and he’s 6 foot 2

I’m Scoty C and my message is clear

I don’t have to scratch I just squeak my ears (makes his ear squeak)

Well I’m Fraser H and I like 5 Star

They’re a good group and they might go far.

We are here to entertain you

We’ve been rehearsing all week through

So sit back, relax, enjoy the show

Press that button (while revealing belly buttons)

And here we go.