The love of our lives is here! Matt joins me today for a riveting game of Would You Rather. You're about to get a peek into what it would be like to live with us -- and I'm not sure if I should say you're welcome or I'm sorry. Thanks to Matt for joining me and thank YOU all for being here. Your parents love you.

 

 

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This episode is all about WOMEN!!!! MY FAVORITE TOPIC!!!! We're having a little history lesson over here to discuss some of the most badass women from history that you've never heard of. Not only that, I have some THOUGHTS about International Women's Day. OH OH OH. And we have an absolutely unhinged Dumb Dumb Club check in. (I had to balance out the brilliance of these women with a few dummies.)

 

 

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I tried for several hours to think of a different title for this episode...but here we are. Foot-in-mouth moments. You all know what I'm talking about. Those moments where you say something accidentally offensive or tactless and you lie awake for several years thinking about how stupid you are. And after this episode, I can't imagine ever getting a good night's rest ever again. Hope it doesn't scar you (for too long).  

 

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We complain about a lot of things here. We complain about in-laws, roommates, exes, etc. But you know what we don't complain about enough? BOSSES. Somehow, we as a society have decided only to hire the worst type of people as executives. So we're covering it all today: creeps, assholes, sexists, and idiots. Buckle up!

 

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Marriage is what brings us together today! Bad trends, outdated traditions, mothers-in-law who think they're the bride...we've got it all! While I'm a firm believer in doing what makes you happy when planning your wedding, I still feel we need to discuss why the garter toss is even a thing anymore. Like, it's time to give that up.   TODAYS SPONSORS //   BetterHelp: Therapy is a great way to invest in yourself because you're worth taking care of. Go to betterhelp.com/bad to get 10% off your first month of online counseling.   Brooklinen: Shop the Presidents' Day sale this week! Shopping after the sale ends? I got you. Go to brooklinen.com and use the code BAD at checkout to save!   OUAI: An all time fave (I even use my own code for this!) My favorites are the Detox Shampoo and the Scalp & Body Scrub. Use code BAD at checkout for 15% off!   Liquid IV: The most effective way to hydrate! Get it in bulk at Costco or get 25% off when you go to liquidiv.com and use the code BAD at checkout.   Produced by Dear Media   

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This is your HEAD BROAD IN CHARGE speaking. Lately I've gotten a handful of questions and complaints and it's time to air them out. I'm doing a little reintroduction to me & the podcast which, of course, includes a healthy dose of whining. I talk about how I ended up starting a podcast, where I was before this, and also about how stupid the BMI chart is. Enjoy!

 

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This episode marks the return of the much-anticipated V WORD STORIES. We're talkin' periods, vaginas, discharge, and gynos. All of the words that make you squirm? They're here. But it's cool, because having a vagina can be tough but it also makes for some quality laughs. I have no doubt you're gonna love it.   TODAY'S SPONSORS //   BetterHelp: I want you to be as hot and as healthy as possible. Get  off 10% off when you go to www.betterhelp.com/bad    Jenni Kayne: Your new obsession. Get the best basics and forever pieces use code BAD and get 15% off your first order at www.jennikayne.com      Truebill: I use this, I love this, I save money quite literally every day because of it. Go to www.truebill.com/bad it could save you thousands      Greenchef: THE EASIEST WAY TO COOK. Go to www.greenchef.com/bad130 and use code bad130 to get $130 off and free shipping!    Produced by Dear Media

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Today is all about BREAKUPS. Okay, it's MOSTLY about breakups, considering I get distracted and trail off a handful of times. There's almost nothing I love more than hating people who hurt my friends, which is basically all we do today. I will say, some of the most unbelievable stories made Enjoy!     TODAY'S SPONSORS //     MAGIC MIND: My new daily boost. Go to www.magicmind.co/bad and use code BAD for a limited time 20% off of your first order.      SHIPSTATION: The easiest way to ship! Go to shipstation.com, click the microphone at the top of the screen and use code BAD for 60 days FREE of hassle-free shipping.    Produced by Dear Media 

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We're doing two of my favorite segments today! First, a Dumb Dumb Club check-in to end them all. We also introduce YOUR version of Madi Thoughts: BROAD THOUGHTS! You guys submitted your random thoughts to me and while I'm a little worried about you, I'm also very proud. Hope you enjoy!      TODAY'S SPONSORS //     LIQUID IV: Get hydrated in the most delicious way possible. Buy Liquid IV in bulk at Costco or go to their website www.liquidiv.com and use the code BAD at checkout for 25% off!     BETTERHELP: I want you to start living your hottest, happiest life. Go to www.betterhelp.com/bad for 10% off of your first month of virtual professional counseling.      OUAI: Turn your shower into a luxurious spa with OUAI's new Body Creme and Body Cleanser (two of my personal favorites!) Go to www.theouai.com and use the code BAD at checkout for 15% off your entire order!      Produced by Dear Media

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Today we are diving into the wonderful (horrible) world of The Ick. You guys submitted your possible relationship deal-breakers to be and I ranked them on an Ick Scale of 0-5. ALSO, WE HIT ONE MILLION DOWNLOADS. Thank you all for listening, subscribing, rating, and complaining with me. Let's do a bajillion more!   SCALE OF ICK:  0 - No ick detected 1 - Ick is present, but not enough to mention it 2 - Ick detected, could bring it up/toast them about it  3 - Ick is getting in the way of regular activities, possible dealbreaker  4 - Ick is strong enough that you cannot spend time with them unless they stop immediately  5 - STRAIGHT TO JAIL    Todays Sponsors   

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