you know i had to do it. in today’s episode, we’re breaking down the dancing with the stars cast through the lens of astrology — because you can’t put a leo sun and a virgo moon on the same dance floor and expect things not to get interesting.

we’re diving into:

✨ the sun, moon, and rising signs of this season’s biggest contestants and pros

✨ which pairings have the best astro chemistry (and who might combust mid-cha-cha)

✨ my intuitive predictions for who’s likely to take home the mirrorball trophy

✨ the current transits influencing this season’s drama, fan favorites, and eliminations

✨ what this moment in pop culture says about collective energy right now

it’s part astro analysis, part celebrity psychology, and 100% cosmic fun. grab your matcha, pull up your chart, and let’s decode the stars — hollywood style.

gonna need ALL your thoughts on this one!! & who is your winning prediction?! come to IG & tell me all!!

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