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The evil eye lives in your group chat.
Did I stutter?
Ever notice the SECOND you share good news - your life collapses faster than a Nature Valley bar? Same.
One minute I’m being loved correctly, soft life era unlocked… Next minute? Like not even 24 hours later - I break my foot, bleed from my privates, and end up crawling around my house like a feral naked raccoon throwing up on my hardwood floors with my milk bags hanging low, while I genuinely wonder how I got here.
The evil eye is REAL. But it doesn’t come from your enemies… it comes from your friends - the ones cheering the loudest… right until you start winning. Most of them don’t even realise they’re subconsciously sending you bad energy… just because your happiness reminds them of the places they’re not.
Protect your wins. Protect your joy. And get ready to laugh your toes off with today’s episode.
Hit play — and if this episode calls someone out, send it to them. Thank me later ;)
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
By Violet Benson4.7
39153,915 ratings
The evil eye lives in your group chat.
Did I stutter?
Ever notice the SECOND you share good news - your life collapses faster than a Nature Valley bar? Same.
One minute I’m being loved correctly, soft life era unlocked… Next minute? Like not even 24 hours later - I break my foot, bleed from my privates, and end up crawling around my house like a feral naked raccoon throwing up on my hardwood floors with my milk bags hanging low, while I genuinely wonder how I got here.
The evil eye is REAL. But it doesn’t come from your enemies… it comes from your friends - the ones cheering the loudest… right until you start winning. Most of them don’t even realise they’re subconsciously sending you bad energy… just because your happiness reminds them of the places they’re not.
Protect your wins. Protect your joy. And get ready to laugh your toes off with today’s episode.
Hit play — and if this episode calls someone out, send it to them. Thank me later ;)
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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