They say you can’t turn a hoe into a housewife, but we’d like to think otherwise.

At some point in our life, whether we are at the height of our career or living our best single lives, we all want to find that one person we can spend the rest of our life with, right? That one true love we all grew up hoping to find one day. I mean, at the very least, who doesn’t want to be with the best partner and have the best s*x at the drop of a dime?

Besties, today we are joined by Hannah Berner! Hannah is the host of two extremely successful podcasts Giggly Squad and Berner Phone, a standup comedian, reality TV star, and now here with us on Almost Adulting! Today Violet and Hannah waste no time getting into things beginning with Violet calling out Hannah for not inviting her to her wedding! Hannah then goes into detail about her transition from hoe life to wife life, what it’s like dating (then marrying) an older guy, falling in love with someone you least expect to fall in love with, and why you should look for a partner that takes ugly photos of you. The two superstars also talk about the harsh realities of their professions and why checking in with yourself mentally is SO important. This episode is jam packed with hilarious stories and advice so sit back and listen up!

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What to Listen For:

00:00 Introduction

00:01:13 The first time I saw you…

00:02:44 Oh, cults?

00:04:41 Let’s talk about weddings

00:08:46 Would you date an older guy?

00:13:16 What people don’t know about me…

00:17:50 When people hurt other people

00:20:54 What’s your definition of happiness?

00:26:23 When you open up and stop pretending to be someone else

00:28:00 Loving someone you didn’t imagine ending up with

00:33:45 Going to the extremes, being emotionally unavailable

00:37:11 What is the purpose when you post on social media?

00:41:35 What about love that scared you the most?

00:45:33 How does it feel to have a life partner?

00:50:42 This is how the chase starts

00:52:16 Compatibility in marriage

00:55:29 Being loved even at your lowest

00:56:12 One person can’t be your everything

01:05:11 Has your definition of love changed over the years?

01:08:30 What I like about his d*ck…

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